gd one

me nd my sister were outside a garage,
looking at cars,
i looked at a car nd sed 'thats got room for shopping bags'
she pointed out a van nd sed ' theres room for them in there'
moi- 'look at your face, theres room for improvement'
lol

heres a gd insult
'i'd lyk to see things from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my arse'

harsh

5 days to go

gave out 73 hugs today
quite a few kisses too ;)
sorri bout that btw jack
tho there was sum1 i didnt mind kissing
teehee

rob is ma new gud m8
me him livy wer havin fun times at the concert
not realli a concert,no, more, sixth formers singing to us
whilst we sat on benches
me nd livy changed words to the queens song
it's now,
'keiran is the champion, my friend
and he'll keep on fighting til the end\!!'
wen we waved our arms,
keiran jr was up there
raving his piggy rave

lunchtime
was legend
apart from teh fact that will t is quite perverted
he shouldnt of kept grabbing me
even tho he knew i didnt lyk it
because i screamed
nd i cant forget garegg
the bum in face move
scared the shit out of me

oh poo i swore

i hate wen u lyk sum1
nd u hav them
but them u lose them
nd it's all ur fault

ttfn ma petits filous

Humbled

Cause all girls feel too big sometimes
Regardless of their size
'When I go for a drive
I like to pull off to the side
Of the road and run and jump into the ocean in my clothes
And I'm smaller than a poppyseed inside a great big bowl
And the ocean is a giant that can swallow me whole
So I swim for all salvation and I swim to save my soul
But my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado
So I flip to my back and I float and I sing
I am grounded,I am humbled,
I am one with everything
I am grounded,I am humbled,
I am one with everything

10 sleeps to go :)

Anything you have to say to the first person on your top?
um..hi?

Does the last person you kissed care for you?
Yes

Are you single?
yes

Why are you single?
freedom matie, its all 'bout freedom

What do you hear right now?
"run run rudolph, santas gotta make it to town....."

Where's your phone right now?
idk :S

When's the last time you talked to your sister?
just now she told me that elfs on
i thanked her

Where's your dad?
dunno

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
its the weekend now. no plans

How are you feeling?
ok

Do you think anyone stalks you?
in the past
but now, no

Have you kissed anyone in the past 2 days?
does my cat count?

Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
yes. nd i avoided a phone call yesterday.

Who is the last guy you talked to?
my bro mark


Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
yes

Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
jack in english whilst eating a few apples (i dont hav them often deep convos i mean, not apples)

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my mum

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
yes :(

Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
in wot way? :P

Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
nyt. why do u ask?

Have you ever said you'd never fall in love again?
i've neva fallen in love in the first place.

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
yes lolish

Do you believe in forever?
always! ;)

Has someone ever made you a promise & broke it?
yeh

Do you like your name?
its kwl

Are you alone?
no sophie nd mark r here

Do you have any older siblings?
yes

When was the last time you were on the phone after 1 AM?
ages ago. we wer planning oxford. that was lyk, a few years ago

Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
alll the time!! its fun

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
grey. t-shirt. says attitude on it. too small.

When were you last standing outside?
yesterday
i havent been outside at all 2day

How have you felt today?
so many fings
desparation
blerrgh
hyper
flirty
etc...

Think of the last time you were REALLY angry, when was it?
yesterday

Have you ever cried during a movie?
yeh. i cried watching x factor last nyt.

Have you ever said uhhhh?
thats all i say

Where do you want to be right now?
wiv ma babbby murphy

Are you someone who worries too often?
i s'pose

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
nah :(

How late did you stay up last night and why?
1ish i was reading

What color is your hair?
brown

Have any tattoo/piercings?
my ears (pierced not tattooed)

Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life?
how would i know?

When is the last time you saw number 2 on your top friends list?
friday

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
yes *sigh*

Do you have your eye on anyone?
yeh :)

What was the last thing you drank?
orange squash

Has anyone disappointed you lately?
yes

Are you wasting your time on someone?
yes oh dearie me

Are you getting closer with someone?
mayb :)

Do you know the true meaning of life?
no, but i'd like to

Are you easily pleased?
idk depends wot wiv

Are you going to go now?
obiviously

ketchup sandwiches

in german
tom (blerrgh would neva lick him) made up cast for
moultons schools version of heroes
im elle
cos i die
my head cut open
by matt (sylar)
yay
i am ecstatic like an ecstatic thing on ecstatic tablets
the joy
oh god
anthony thinks i want to lick him
so does tom
damn

me nd noah (soph) pretended to beat up a duck
i was the duck
i hav the bruises to prove it

samuel merry xmas

You can take the siup out of the monkey. but you cannot take the monkey out of the soup.

played dares in r.e
per usual
i had to touch a boff's arse
(not that theres anyfin wrong wiv boffins's bums
they seem ok to me oh err...)
nd make glues fight in front of a teacher
classic
in p.e made up a dirty song bout a certain reindeer...
*ahem*
we came last in basketball ;)
in english we had a sub
so i ate two apples
much to the delight of zoella thee manbeastie
nd geography
well, sir TOTALLY fancies me nd jake

btw jack? i cant believe u told will the thing we were talkin bout-
the question u wouldnt answer, even tho i sed i would answer it too
then u distracting me by making me answer the question which's answer i already kno 4 u

omg i am not going out with a gay guy........

the toast that hurts the most

so i was walkin along
as you do
with ma co-op carrier bag
in it was milk, munchies nd mincemeat
(couldnt afford the cocunut cake)
wen a cute kitty came up a me
demanding fuss
i gave it sum
on a silver spoon
then it climbed on me
so i took it home
whilst i walked
with it on my shoulder
it petted me
stroking my neck
his name was perdy

cats continue to amze me
my two cats were watching university challenge
then one ate cold alien potato
the other played dead

i love cats
i love toast

va va voom

i have lots to tell
but it must wait
the she-beast is coming!!!

Rock is dead. Long live Paper and Scissors.

Just another normal day in the life of moi!
Cryed the shit (pardon the language) out of myself by doing a circuit round the barns
Have withdrawal symptoms due to lack of white chocolate (especially the buttons)
They dont stock them in my local co-op
(now the credit crunch is really getting to me
yet they do in briccie
but i dont live there!!!!!!!!!
thought i'd got a really good deal in somerfield earlier
quite large chocolate bar for 24p
i swear it was white choclate
but at home (to my dismay) it turned out to be milk chocolate
(which it said on the wrapper duh!!)
though the milk chocolate is was was vair vair nice
and it was gone soon enough
grosses bises xx

Vair vair bored

Its a peaceful sunday afternoon
sabrina (some old cat) sunbathes on the lawn
children play an get run down by combines
the spitfire (aka uncle) sits in his kitchen watching the tennis
and i,
i google myself!

Last 2 days (:

Yesterday

• Did a spot of spontaneous dancing, shuffling and jigging in Somerfield whilst holding 2 cheesecakes.
• Went pub
• Created a new finger pun 'maybe'
• Made a cheesecake
• Spoke brill french, envolving telling froggies that i ate the moon
• Got vair vair angry at froggies cos he ripped up a flower (turned out it werent him) and sed i was gonna eat his children (in french of course)

Today

• Put Miggins (little kitten with small face) in a basket, carried it around.
• Am managing to resist cheesecake
• Taking froggie 2 airport soon
• Have had 3 costume change within the space of 5 minutes
• Scared people (just like every other day)

Zut alors.....

Bonjour!
Tis moi!
Duh!

If ya want ya house made stylish...
Pwease go on http://www.clivemckenzie.co.uk/

Merci
and zut alors!!!

Amyx

P.s Frank u R fit

Welcome! or as we say in amyland, Nachos!

Hiaaaa
I'm Amy.
You may know me from such blogs as-
'crazycrazyamy'
and thats it.

I lost my password for that blog
so im starting a new one
tho i shall miss my old one
*blub blub*

This shall be much like the other
but i shall do less debating on important topics
such as 'the nakedness in american pie'
and 'why poppies look sooo gd at 5am'

So....
Moving on...
Like the gr8 mover oner i am,
so....
oh the awkardness...
did i spell that ryt?

oh errr....
me....
a proud english women?
lyk good old Bodicea
wait she was romen!!
no..
she fought the romens...
help....

i must go
and spread the love
and randomness...
who else will do it?
not gordon brown that is for sure....

(yep i really kno my thing about polictics)