gd one

me nd my sister were outside a garage,
looking at cars,
i looked at a car nd sed 'thats got room for shopping bags'
she pointed out a van nd sed ' theres room for them in there'
moi- 'look at your face, theres room for improvement'
lol

heres a gd insult
'i'd lyk to see things from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my arse'

harsh