Owwww. It hurts.

I was talking to puffincat then I sat up weally weally fast nd hit my head on the sharp edge of the table, blacked out for a bit. Slurring words nd feel floppy, mum worsens condition wiv scary maths questions bout cat food. Jamie's road trip is terrible- :( poor alligator my lil mini-me got into the competition (sooo proud). I feel funny. I hate my fringe. Stupid hand. Still gna do boxing on fridai- even if it kills me- tho it will just be my hand tat dies. There's a fat foreign correspondant on tv :/

Mieow.