You know it's meant to be when Hello Kitty's birthday is only 5 days b4 yours.

How do you distract a guy from n xbox? Trick is, you can't. Not possibly. O maybe im very resistable nd undisttractable :/ I am burning up, hanging out window didnt help :S feel lyk passing out. 2 and a half hours til midnight, til new years.

i am not a peedo, despite wot foley will claim.

sitting in jacks room, he is on xbox, bein antisocial, me nd joe (foleY) ARE COMING WIV THIGNS TO DISTRACT HIM Y C APS? oops caps, urrrgh cant work this keyboard.

i shud kill my ARM

Pom bears are the shiz!!

Pom bears made me better, as well as the miraculous white stuff called actimel.I felt so terrible today, so bad i thought i was dying. I just wanted to curl up and die tbh. IT was that bad. I needed medicine in the yumiiest form, cookie dough ice cream. Though, in my painful state i kept saying to my mum it was chunky monkey, very confusing.

So painful. I needed him so much, he had no idea.

Whatever.

Maybe i should give up. It's not fair. I'm right but i'm the only one who thinks that. I'm used to people not believing me so why should this time be any different. I'm the one who will suffer, so it doesnt really matter does it. As long as hes happy.

Rabbits stole my uterus........

............or was it rob?

Me nd Joe rock.

Amy
im watching wallace nd gromit

Joseph
hot

is it good?

pmAmy
they are

Joseph
i used to wish they were married.

Amy
they r secretly gay together, imagine the sexual tenion amongst the cheese

Joseph
wensleydaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooohmygod

Amy
indeed

Joseph
just like that.
for wallace, every trouser is the wrong trouser.
so he just takes them off.

Amy
nd gromit never talks cos he loses his voice screaming

Joseph
wallis's favourite cheese cannot be found in any dairy.

Amy
it comes from the special pump

Joseph
you can get a special custard from the same exclusive dealer
but you have to suck it out of a hose in a backalley.

Amy
did wallace cheat on gromit wiv the penquin?

Joseph
the penguin seduced him with an icicle pop

:O the that glove..... for his many penises

Joseph
each one a different flavour of pain.
Amy
penquin lyked his whips.

Tbh, not quite sure wot passive-aggressiveness is, so i shouldnt call my mum it.

Since sunday i have been having nightmares, all the worst things i cud imagine, the things im scared of and hate all at once. It is draining. Night before christmas i hardly slept, and each night i wake up crying. Need someone to look out for me, worked out who because of when the bad dreams started.

I have hurt my bad knee, i was kicked in the feet, then they bent the wrong way, nd fell on my bad knee. Now im using a walking stick :( soooo frustrating, now there are pains up nd down my leg. Lets just dope myself up on parcetamol. Drugged up as much as poss.

Hormones sucks> spent the morning crying. Wuldnt be as bad, but im treated as if im worthless.

Road to loserville.

i have become so sad nd pathetic. Cried so much, urrrrgh, how am i supposed to cope? this seriouisly sucks. majorly. make up your mind, what do you want. my chest hurts, feel like things are breaking in there. swear i've lost all my dignity, walking along, sobbing. i shouldnt be in so deep. im such an idiot. sit there, being pathetic.

nearly broke my bloody leg earlier :( mayb a tragic accident wud make ppl want to see me :/ or mayb pay attention.

see, im becoming such a loser.

it explains everything. so transparent. maybe im asking to much, but doesnt seem that way. wish i didnt care so much. uses nd takes up so much energy.

Love is taking over.

There is always a choice, you just have to make the right one, or the best one. And sometimes what you think you want isn't what you need. I was tested and i came out begtter for it, partially. I am going learn to hide, to shut away my demons and my worse self.Generally, im not a very lucky person. Yeh, well done me.

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
Its gonna be a bright, bright
Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow Ive been prayin?for
Its gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Su-Shiny day.

Look all around, theres nothin? but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin? but blue skies

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
Its gonna be a bright, bright
Sun-Shiny day.

Im all for new experiences, especially after yesterday.

So glad no one can read my mind.

Urrrrgh wots wrong wiv me? Im so confused. Life has become utterly complex :/ I can't even be bothered with christmas this year? i sa, lets just skip december, and january- cos of exams, lets just skip everything :/ Feel like i'm just wandering, no sense of direction of purpose or control.

Apparently you can get these pills which make you lose weight, but they are lyk sponges so you have to drink loads of water otherwise you could be in serious. Do i need something lyk that? Am i even fat?

Head is so messed up, i shud get my shit together. dno how though.

david gest. who is he? he is an annoying dickwad. hmph.

swear everyone is almost forgetting me. but im used to being forgotten, so w.e. maybe i shud just ttly reinvent myself, look, personality, the whole she-bang.

need to see inglorius bastards!!!!! it's now on my xmas wishlist, not sur ey im bothering, it's only lyk 4 things on it.

need a break. need some love. need lots of hugs. need to understand myself.

Forget Princess. I want to be a Vampire <3

today is gna hav no interestingness, i know that because i hav nothing to do except maths hw which i refuse to do because i do not understand it, mostly because i do not concentrate in lessons because maths sucks, nd i now sit next to one of my best friends, which makes me wanna learn even less. but im not deparate enuf yet to do said hw. i'll just copy sum1.

so my life has turned into a book. how can i explain? i can only tell myself... ask myself. things have got so confusing, and i thought they were confusing before.
you make a calm rational decision, then knowing that later-on-you wud regret so u go against said decision.


'You hit me once
I hit you back
You gave a kick
I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed

My black eye casts no shadow
Your red eye sees nothing
Your slap don't stick
Your kicks don't hit
So we remain the same
Love sticks
Sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit

A kick to the teeth is good for some
A kiss with a fist is better then none

A kiss with a fist is better then none

I broke your jaw once before
I spilled your blood upon the floor
You broke my leg in return
So sit back and watch the bed burn
Love sticks
Sweat drips
Break the lock if it don't fit'

Life lessons.

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 4

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Life.

Life is definately full of suprises. especially now my life has turned into a book, or maybe someone elses life. doesnt feel like mine, well it does, in some aspects, but there r things that dnt correspond with me. i am not attractive. not that clever either.

i hurt all over. my shoulder blades. my arms. my legs. my hips. my head. etc etc. honestly, i feel like im dying.

i suck at reading in front of people. i wud of been fine if there less people.

my top fav guys
1.murphy
2.jack
3.rob
4.cam.
5.liam
(3 4 nd 5 r very close btw :P)


The feeling- Sewn

Give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

Cos you got my heart in a headlock
You stopped the blood and made my head soft
And god knows
You got me sewn

Nah nah nah etc.

Danny boy, don't be afraid, to shake that ass, and misbehave
Danny boy, I now you got time, but what are you waiting for,
Anyway the dust may just blow away, if you wait for a windy day

But you may find the chance has past you by;

I can't do the WALK
I can't do the talk
I can't be your friend
Unless I pretend

So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it
So give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

Cos you got my heart in a headlock
You stopped the blood and made my head soft
And god knows
You got me sewn

Nah nah nah...

Danny boy, don't be a fool
Take upon to break the rule
Danny boy your lookin so low
You lookin like the dead grown old
Anyway the blues just may wash away, if you wait for a rainy day
But you may find, the chance had past you by

I can't do the WALK
I can't do the talk
I can't be your friend
Unless I pretend

So give me the song and I'll sing it like I mean it
So give me the words and I'll say them like I mean it

Cos you got my heart in a headlock
You stopped the blood and made my head soft
Cos you got my heart in a headlock
You stopped the blood and made my head soft
Made my head soft
Made my head soft
Made my head soft
Made my head soft