Just sitting here in my hello kitty pjs..... :D

Relationships are so much differant when ur my age and wen ur an adult, u dnt really go on dates wen ur in skl, it's more 'wna go out wiv me' 'sure' *walk rd skl holding hands* but wen ur an adult, u dnt go into relationships tat quickly. must be harder tho, being an adult, asking sum1 on a date is hard, tho it rocks wen they say yes :)

(note to self, never trust a man wiv curly hair)

watched harry potter earlier, CEDRIS DIGGORY!!! (thats espeically for dan nd will lol) rob patz is so lush in tat film, *drools*
reading eclipse atm, i love edward cullen nd vampires nd twilight nd stuff.

i think i know wot i wna do wen im older, i probs wont be very good, but it will be a nice change.

Saturday..... Team Edward

Today i woke up, ran around in my bra, then did my history homework. Then Wendy came round, as i was eating my dinosawr shaped ham (WOOO!!!!) nd then we went out wiv the three musketeers (mwa ha ha!) then, somewhat scarily, Nikki found us nd she wore clothes. played cod wiv nikki nd watched fail blog videos, nd hello kitty!! then we watched some tenacious d, but not cock push ups cos jacks lil bro was there, but deff kickapoo nd master exploder (LOL love the guitar!)me nd wendy walked back iun the rain, there was the most amazing, beautiiful rainbow. we followed him, got closely, practically saw the end. his name was clive, and eventually clive faded off into the distance, to buy some kinder eggs from tescos, well, thats wot wendy told me.

Will, watch out the FTDs (furniture transmitted diseases, i got herpes from just licking MY sofa)

Lemonade....

Why is it that the people i love/loved have always let me down? It just aint fair and im really fed up, fed up of loads of stuff at the moment. Too hard to go into.

This weekend is gna be good, 'cept for how painful sunday is going to be.

Just ate some ham shaped like a dinosawr, i only eat ham in kwl shapes, in case anyone wants to give me any ham- IT HAS TO BE SHAPED COOLLY!!!!

Cant do mymaths :/ only did all the work today in maths cos i got the answers from the back of the textbook. SHEE BANG!!!

I need a plan.

You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.

so frustrating? i cannot work the fukcing ipod!
i may kill it!!

I LOVE NIKKI <3

I'm abit lyk J.D

i narrate my own life through my head, thinking, this will make a gd blog, but by the time i can get onto the computer, ill hav forgotten. but i narrate my life so much, its quite funny. see, now i can blog, idk wot to say. so frustrating. but if u see me looking abit distant, im thinking, narrating, lol.

i love the rubber duck advert for 02 :D

Trust me, i'm a docter :)

I love john barrowman :) <3

life aint tat bad atm, im just concentrating on having fun. and rebelling in science... though my excuse is tat i just lyk signing stuff nd Cameron forced me at gunpoint.

guys get fitter as they get older, i hav sum examples, but im sooo not saying. then as they hit 40+, it goes downhill usually, unless ur *gives good example of fit older man*.

its not that funny yano, me doing cross country :)am i shallow cos i blocked sum1 on msn cos they hav rapist eyes?

bumming over aiden atm nd 30 seconds to mars, jared leto-> SO FUCKING LUSH
'I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

so I've come
to complicate the dead
are you with me?
I've rewritten all my vows again
we're almost home
to see the silence break
on new years eve
we're only 17

if love exists I will fall

I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

just one more kiss
to see the pain exists
in a world of lies
misery take my shame alive

and everything

fails a violent death
the smile you gave
visit me in hell tonight
and say
"if love exists, I'll fall"

I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight
I'll wait for this moment

when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

so I I laugh alone'

What is the point of white pencils?

White pencils, or crayon or oil pastel or whatever, they always are used the least, so what is the point? most paper is white anyway!

so i hav finally seen transformers two, everone dying then coming back to life, saw megan look abit weird (it was the angle) film is ok, i <3 bumblebee!

my facebook just crashed, when i was trying to join a group called 'im friends with a ginger' coincidence? me thinks not... ;)

i just asked my mum how to spell scrotum, nd then asked will, but it still doesnt seem ryt, i swear there is an e in there somewhere!

school...tomorrow....yay :/ the only good thing is seeing all my friends, nd i have missed mr pruvey so much, joan pruvey? could be his name.

zippy keeps lying in the middle of the sitting room floor and stretching out, then becoming really still, like she is playing dead, she is doing it right now, she keeps running off then coming back nd doing it agen. random much?

i hate the snow, has ruined my plans 3-4 times.

ooh i love secrets :)

Indispensible.

We are all so small and unsignificat, yet it just takes a few words or an actions, or summat like that, and we can change each other's lives so much. I feel so insinificant, like nothing would change if i was gone, everything would just continue as normal. Like i wuldnt be missed :/
This morning was sooo horrible, felt really terrible. But this afternoon was gd, Jack, Dan, Will (: good times

Sweet Home Alabama :)

Another day of nothingness, but ive finsihed the harry potter series- yes, i am THAT cool. Didnt actually achieve anything, though pizza was good.

Im feeling so random APPLE reece witherspoon iS awesome i love her.

Snow scares me.

One word. Snooker.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up wiv yesterday.

My brother just attacked me with a towel, mum wanted to know the time in canada, i attacked his patellas. MLIA.

I hav got a harry potter fetish atm, reading the last book (read thro whole series in couple of weeks) did a quiz, got full marks, just taught my family the harry potter pals mysterious ticking noise, which i know off by heart. atm im watching the philophisors stone.

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.

I wish i cud talk to snakes.

i keep forgetting things grrr :D

It's like you were floating, while i was falling, and i didn't mind

Stupid stupid stupid snow! i really wanted to see robert (aka hello kitty) today :( i miss him lots. then it goes and bloody snows, and im so mad at the snow, i dont care that that just rhymed!
Been thinking, one gd thing has come out of all this, then i was gna, but culdnt. V.annoying. But im not giving up just yet.
Just had awesome thought. Watch this space, particually nikki :)

BTW NIKKI!!!!!!!!!
(this may be a bit late!)
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

NEWSFLASH MUCH???

Just watched Twilight. Thing is,i got thinking, i wud of rather played cod. Guys won't believe me, but i'm serious, it's just cos im a girl. I'm crap at cod, but i still love it! wish i had a ps3 or xbox :/ if i had to pick between twilight or cod, i wud actually pick cod atm.

I was in the bath when my cat came into the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bath and watched me. MLIA. (its actually quite hard)

Cats been fighting again, sister went abit mentel, told them off, i ran. Had fun yesterday, mostly, got a fiance ;) nd im giving up chocolate and ice cream for lent. cameron o;ware is freakin awesome!!! he teaches me stuff!!! feeling quite emo today, the only colour im wearing is my necklace nd my socks. gna hav a lazy today, tohugh shud do homework. but i dont really care bout geography. Nikki Swain has a lovely voice. I have recently had obsession wiv harry potter. I wanna make lists.

Differant types of celery (for Cameron)
-Stalk celery
-Knob celery (im not kidding)
-Leaf celery
-Soup celery
-Supermarket celery
-Trench celery

Things i have never tried (not all i actually want to)
-Sploshing
-Nakedness in shopping centre
-Being shot
-Bungee jumping
-Sex change (tho cam will say otherwise :P)
-Dying
-Being in a porno (soon tho ;)

Reasons why i love Twilight
-Vampires are lush
-It's a really gd story of true love
-Makes the whole vampire concept realistic
-Edward Cullen is lovely
-Robert Patz makes Edward Cullen even better
-It's gd to quote
-Amazing books
-Wolves aint that bad either
-The ending is pretty good

Best pirates of all time (for Will)
-Captain Jack Sparrow
-BlackBeard
-Captain Hook
-Captain Pugwash (reminds me of Cam)
-Will Turner
-Elizabeth Swan

Best ninjas of all time
-Teenage mutant ninja turtles
-Jackie Chan
I don't really know any other awesome ninjas....

Gna go watch harry potter now nd eat ravoli x

I'm asthamtic :D yay.....

I passed all my basic, am now one star training, however, not looking forward to it. im gna break so many weapons wen i strip them!! :( cant i strip nikki instead??!! ;)

i hate valentines day
i kinda hate life
meh
may of found a way tho
all i need is moneys

Always darkest before the light

'I feel like i'm falling
whilst you're getting higher
I was just a stepping stone
To your better life
And i'm just useless now.

A ragdoll, empty
Abused and numb
Just leave me here to suffer
It's not as if you ever cared

I know there are people worse off
But this pain it hurts so bad
How did you control me so easily?
I'm broken'
(this is my song, havent finsihed it, ideas? advice? anything....)

weekend different, interesting :D

Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can't fight
You're free to leave me, but just don't deceive me
And please believe me when I say I love you

Wendy has some excellent points on vampire sexy timess

Woops :) i'm digging up the old dirt, which is never gd, wonder hw ill get out of this one? Im being mysterious, but im harder (much) to crack than rapist features.

That is all.

I'm sucker for romance, but that doesn't make it kind to me.

I read too many books, they fill my head with happy endings, true love, soulmates and romance. You have to be lucky for romance. I'm not a lucky person, believe me. i used to believe in karma, but there's no way i could of done so much bad stuff to result in some of the stuff that has happened to me. There are good things in my life- three words- chocolate fudge brownie (ben nd jerrys ice cream). Basically, there are at least two ben nd jerrys tubs (one cookie dough) in the freezer that are basically full.

Oh gawd, i'm going to turn into one of those huge women who just read romantic novels and eat ice cream all the time. lives her life through books. I'm not being stereotypical, but i don't really want that fate. Cos to be honest, i'd much rather go barndancing, of course with Cameron!

Work experience good so far, though my arms ache from pushing the seesaws nd my legs ache from sitting on those tiny tiny chairs, phew, its really tiring. children are hilarious, this one kid, whenever he goes in his cot thing, he takes offf his socks and puts them on his head, the just watches me. Another time, i was with this girl who had a fluffy rabbit toy, and a plastic piece of toast. I made the rabbit 'eat' the toast (stole in from her hand subtly, but yano) and she was so confused and shocked, her face, soooo funny! Then the rabbit 'spat' it back out, whole, obiviously.
This other girl has the hugest eyes ever, really beautiful eyes, though she is the most violent one. Most kids are really cute, unless they throw rice crispies in your direction (i dodged!). I'm not getting broody or anything, cos knowing my luck (and face ;), i'd get a really freaky, scary, dodgy looking kid. I can't be that bad lookign though, cos i know at least two people that like me, one might have even told me (if Nikki is reading this, i'm calling you when im finished this blog to dish, hope the phone works this time) maybe i have my good days :) i like good days.

Anyways, have you ever tried going to for a piss on a tiny freakin' toilet, that's like the size of one of your buttcheeks (sorry if that's too much info lol, especially rapist features, he's had enough of that today) though there were staff toilets not far away (i.e round the corner), but in my defence, i was bursting and it was my first day- there are lots of doors (if you mention the signs on the doors i will eat you, and not even choke on you either!)

But work is good fo far yeh, watching loose women at lunch. I've read so many stories my throat has started to hurt, i've wiped noses and i've got covered in glue (my own fault, was doing some prepartory work, cutting stuff and attempting to not glue myself)

YEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my cadet gear and (i'm hoping- there's a 99% chance i'm not gna fail my basic!) as of next week, i'll be a cdet, one star training, though it's gna be chaos when i strip and clean a weapon, hopefully my favourite person to help me will. I'm better at stripping myself :P i;ve got these plain green trousers that i had no idea i would get, don't know what they're for (i mean occasion, i know how to wear trousers, just don't listen to the narwhals!) note to self- ask Rob aka HELLO KTTY!!!!!!! <3

Spazzy weather much today?!!

God, i'm so tired though, wish i was an animagi.

now im starting to feel lonely

gosh, i was less lonely at 2am :/ murphy has ditched me, to probs go sleep in the sink. my hair has gone spazzy curly. fell downstairs in a towel landed on hand. nd my hand hurts so much..... owwwww. cant wait to watch glee tonyt, cam told me, i knows, its a gr8 one tonyt!!! watching friends atm. i love joey :)i love them all!! 'cept janice.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it

now arthur is on :) nd zippy is rubbing herself against everything :/ quite disturbing! is it me or does arthur sound lyk a girl? HE SO DOES!!! most kids cartoon characters sound abit dodgy tho, dnt they? dennis the menance for example. im thinking for my 'cadet hw' i didnt cheat by using google maps :)

I WANNA MEET AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP 01400

freaky giraffe...........
at least he saved george from the tonquetwisting toads, seashells see shells on the seashore shore!

i get it now, george is dyslexic!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? jane

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? um my side i fink

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? mr hart or mr gamble

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? once, movie sucked anyways, culdnt even remember what it was

5. What body part do you wash first? my hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? depends :/

7. What's the strangest talent you have? thats not sexual? ;P i can make strange swallowing noises wiv my throat.... :S idk

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie!!!

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? dont eat pringles!

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? what a question! lol!

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? mum doesnt ground us, she just moans lol

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? all the time!

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? been out wiv two guys in one day, does tat count?

14. How many times have you been cussed out? so much

15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? um, yes?

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? nope, i lyk variety ;D

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? hell yeeh

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? whats that?

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? boyfriend

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? i dnt think so :/ wud be awesome tho!

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? oh god, this is a horrible question! both cud result in eeewness

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? nope lol

26. What was your childhood nickname? lala

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? the other day :S

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? yh, went in there once, not during skl tym tho, got the tour yano!

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? i dnt really drive much tbh

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? legs too long, culdnt reach even if i tried

31. How do you eat your cookie? eat rd the edges, work my way to the middle

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? I have never worked out in a gym.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I sing really loudly, i sound quite gd wen its just me. nd i dance naked or in undies lol

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? depends on alcohol, but im a serious lightweight

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? no!!!!

38. How often do you clean out your ears? i wud rather not post this on my blog tbh

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? no idea

41. Do you have any strange phobias? Spiders, the dark, insects, ladybirds

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? never glue!

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? do go to bars much

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? hell yeah, it involved a christian family nd lackof clothing....

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? once ;)

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? wth?!!! idk

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? no, but now ive heard of it, i really want to!!!

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? not at work, as such,

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? no :P but sum ppl do hav fit brothers.....

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? i wud, but cams already doing tat a lot on my behalf!!!!

'Strike while the iron's hot'......But wuldnt that hurt?!

Got bout 6 hours sleep last nyt, just wot i needed ofc, wiv my stupid stomach. But it was so worth staying up til 2 :D nd not just cos i was eating ben nd jerrys. Got a lot planned for today, eat ice cream nd yoghurt,watch jeremy kyle nd re-coperate.

I understand how sometimes such pretty girls don't get the guy they want, i mean, c'mon guys, dont go for average weirdos lyk me! ther r reaaly gorgeous girls out there! not gna name any names- NIKKI) on 2nd 4ts, dnt take wot i sed too literall,y beccause i kinda lyk m y bf :/ wish i didn hav a way wiv words, well i do, but only wiv sexual banter.

things i cant do
-teach cats to drink thro straw
-run up stairs backwards
-be wot ppl want me to be
-be arsed to get dressed

things cats cant do
-drink thro straws!!!

for the first time in quite a long time, i hav been put off getting me some fang time ;)

being human was awesome, i was sooo scared for mitchell i was hiding behind my dressing gown :D anyways, i MEGALOATHE (i love dr cox!) the new facebook!!!

gotta hate teenage hormones, they make u so volatile. i hav such violent (not in a gd way) feelings towards ppl, imagining screaming at them then tearing their heads off felt sooooo gd.

been pretty stupid recently, ruined evrything. buti guess i kinda learnt my lesson.

i felt up to blogging, but i dnt anymore.

its funny, how little things can hurt you so much, how they can all add up and break ur fucking heart.

Oh dear, tats not very promising.

Can u believe they have hello kitty toilet seats???!!!

pigeons are awesome, i mean, have u seen the gotomypc.co.uk advert?

been to my work experience interview, think it's gna be ok nxt week. im soooo busy for the nxt weeks. work experience, basic wkend then docters on the 1st monday of half term to c if im asthmatic, then rest!

eating custard cream atm

this week has been ok so far, monday good, tuesday good, meat good ;) (a joke for all u friends fans!!) speaking of friends jokes, mr moore made one in geography, firstly the shock was tat he made a a joke, then he made a friends one! he was talking bout sorting out our folders (full of revision i.e crap) then he sed 'you cud even cross-reference it, lyk monica!' i chuckled quite weirdly nd luke gave me a dirty look, wonder who else got it?
as i was saying, monday.... wtf happened on monday? oh well, cant of been tat important. great now i hav to remember wot happened yesterday, tuesday.... fuck it i blame jack (such a wanker, bullying me in french mr stevens):P nd there was a lil bit of groping

wednesday
english- VAMPIRES!! CATS!!!
geog- tried to mmake james go history wiv me lol, mr moore made his joke.
break- i jump on people, hug rob, smooch wid nikkki (i wish)
art- went walkies,
science- luke nd cam bullied m lyk the day b4, nd atcually did work
lunch- jumped on rapist features nd scared him, went home.

nicknames-
jack- peaches aka gizmo
mr stevens- rapist features aka turkish rapist features
garegg- well, garegg!
cant remember any otherssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I BUM NIKKI SWAIN....thrice

ly rob :) ur a wonderful, woteva u say!!!!!

'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

Wow. My boyfriend is really lush :) not that this is new news (hehe) but fuckin' hell, he sooooooooo is. If i cud drool, i probably wud. (i have a drool disfunction, much like jack (stevens) erectile one) im listening to snow patrol atm, nd thankfully, the edge of the pain has been taken off by painkillers, which look like smarties, so cud of actually been smarties. no! im not tat stupid..... tho to quote from yesterday
someone (will....?)- "there are 5 of us nd four cookies"
me- "we can have one each nd ill have the extra one!"
i am quite the genius.
this weekend just gone was awesome, barn dancing is ssooo fun, especially wiv cam, we are lyk dance buddies.... shake that tail feather!!! then yesterday... you had to be there....

note of the day:
never fall in love wiv whales
it hurts