I read too many books, they fill my head with happy endings, true love, soulmates and romance. You have to be lucky for romance. I'm not a lucky person, believe me. i used to believe in karma, but there's no way i could of done so much bad stuff to result in some of the stuff that has happened to me. There are good things in my life- three words- chocolate fudge brownie (ben nd jerrys ice cream). Basically, there are at least two ben nd jerrys tubs (one cookie dough) in the freezer that are basically full.
Oh gawd, i'm going to turn into one of those huge women who just read romantic novels and eat ice cream all the time. lives her life through books. I'm not being stereotypical, but i don't really want that fate. Cos to be honest, i'd much rather go barndancing, of course with Cameron!
Work experience good so far, though my arms ache from pushing the seesaws nd my legs ache from sitting on those tiny tiny chairs, phew, its really tiring. children are hilarious, this one kid, whenever he goes in his cot thing, he takes offf his socks and puts them on his head, the just watches me. Another time, i was with this girl who had a fluffy rabbit toy, and a plastic piece of toast. I made the rabbit 'eat' the toast (stole in from her hand subtly, but yano) and she was so confused and shocked, her face, soooo funny! Then the rabbit 'spat' it back out, whole, obiviously.
This other girl has the hugest eyes ever, really beautiful eyes, though she is the most violent one. Most kids are really cute, unless they throw rice crispies in your direction (i dodged!). I'm not getting broody or anything, cos knowing my luck (and face ;), i'd get a really freaky, scary, dodgy looking kid. I can't be that bad lookign though, cos i know at least two people that like me, one might have even told me (if Nikki is reading this, i'm calling you when im finished this blog to dish, hope the phone works this time) maybe i have my good days :) i like good days.
Anyways, have you ever tried going to for a piss on a tiny freakin' toilet, that's like the size of one of your buttcheeks (sorry if that's too much info lol, especially rapist features, he's had enough of that today) though there were staff toilets not far away (i.e round the corner), but in my defence, i was bursting and it was my first day- there are lots of doors (if you mention the signs on the doors i will eat you, and not even choke on you either!)
But work is good fo far yeh, watching loose women at lunch. I've read so many stories my throat has started to hurt, i've wiped noses and i've got covered in glue (my own fault, was doing some prepartory work, cutting stuff and attempting to not glue myself)
YEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my cadet gear and (i'm hoping- there's a 99% chance i'm not gna fail my basic!) as of next week, i'll be a cdet, one star training, though it's gna be chaos when i strip and clean a weapon, hopefully my favourite person to help me will. I'm better at stripping myself :P i;ve got these plain green trousers that i had no idea i would get, don't know what they're for (i mean occasion, i know how to wear trousers, just don't listen to the narwhals!) note to self- ask Rob aka HELLO KTTY!!!!!!! <3
Spazzy weather much today?!!
God, i'm so tired though, wish i was an animagi.
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