Rockstar; Fake Moustaches now PPL

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it,
then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin

HE IZ LEGEND XD XXXXXXXXXX

my random mood is back

i have feelings for my cats, she kissed me :S
quoting adverts
horse noises
*warning this program features yyyyaaaaa mommaaa)))>>>>((()))))><><)()
wishing i was naked
hello reggie yates (:
PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT

*shocked face*

guess whos back?
back agen
oooh i love enminem (cant spell)

woop wOOp

i lost my mum( hard cos shessss sooooo fat) , but i need a popcorn maker :)

SAME! SAMESAMESAEMEEEEEEEE

Bub-bye will to live!

When the one thing you cherish the most doubts you, wot do u do? Crying helps, but throwing up doesnt. I thought i had summat to live for, now i dnt, dnt know y i bother.

Changes

How much a week can change everything,
everythings gone to pot
so many strange fings has happened

the fun day of 2dai is ending on a shitty note
tho i hav an un-suspected friend, who i truly appreciate

i need to stop crying
cant be arsed to do anyfing but tho

Hollyoaks

Omgosh, havent watched hollyoaks in ages, nd now theres been a change in power, Warren is now under Claires control- Claires back, i recognise her face, but not her story.
She cant kill Justin!!! He is sooo pretty, and him and Hannah have finally got together- damn Claire!!!
Errrrrrrr......
Who changed the channel?
How does Doris Day fit into the orange sequinned dress?

Finally got to say some things that i'd been meaning to say for a while, it feels good. Though there are some things i wud lyk to tell someone, though for their sake im not going to :/

Dying of boredom

OMG

I AM SOOOOO BORED

Every1 has buggered off or cant get a lift to Moulton
:(

arrrrgh, going crazy

all i can do is dust

nd i myt name the duster emmet, wot is my weirdness wiv naming inamite (spelt how?) objects, speaking of which, where is Jeffers? :S ooh ive just 4t o sum1, but he wont be awake yet, and sum1 else! CAMERON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gna call him ryt now

wait, wots his number? :S

pls pls come cam :(

why wont my phone turn on?
ummmm.....

AHA!

its ringing.....
doesnt he love me?

i will txt him then!

bet he wont reply :(
curly hair all for nothing

this sucks

aaah
just gna txt ppl saying come to moulton if u love me
ooh how i love emotional blackmail

i shud go to cogenhoe!
but i haz no lift
hmph

gna go strangle myself wiv a duster, if emmet doesnt mind......

Yes, i can relate you to little duckling.

Suprising enuf, the past four days (sat-tues) have been pretty wkd days, especially monday *ahem* cant believe i actually did what i did tho, those children r gna be scarred for life (omgosh that sounds vair vair wrong) oohh errrr.... Ily Nikki- she understands me curly curly hair (which is now a constant fing guys- i hope) speaking of hair, i am so tempted to die it red for a week, but according to my lovely lovely sister, i wud look lyk a prozzie, lady of the night, a hooker, so to speak. but i wud lyk to see wot i looked lyk. tues, cattle market nd emma, wot a combo :P got an amazing dress for the themed ball on the cruise- black nd white, tho i swear that was wot it was last year, but sophie says nooooo, i suppose ill have to learn to foxtrot, tho at least i already kno how to waltz. As well as the past few days being fun, i wear im getting more confident, and my outfits r getting more wacky, i didnt realise how gr8 trilby hats are! thankyou clive! but i got loadsa stares, tho if u wear tuquoise legging, high heels nd i funky jackety fing in a cattle market ur just asking for it.

I can relate to the ugly duckling,i swear i am becoming quite, yano pretty, lyk the ugly duckling, you have no idea how much of a shocker this is to me, as i dont really lyk me. but on tues, my outfit was better than sophies! (will uploaad photos onto fb soon) but i hope this look increasing fing is gna last, cos then hopefully ill be able to take off ma mask (jkkkks haaaa) and hopefully one day ill be a swan, except wiv bigger boobs of course.

I bet you say that to all the moths (:

"After eighteen years of mediocrity, I was pretty used to being average. I realized now that I’d long ago given up any aspirations of shining at anything. I just did the best with what I had, never quite fitting into my world. So this was really different. I was amazing now – to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to be a vampire. The idea made me want to laugh, but it also made me want to sing. I had found my true place in the world, the place I fit, the place I shined."
Bella- Breaking Dawn

Before i say anything, lets just get this straight, Jeffers is LEGEND, moths r WOWISH.

Kay...........

Gr8 day, so two wkd saturdays in a row, wow, cud this be the start of something new? it feeels so ryt to be here with you, ohh-ooh and looking in your eyes... (hsm 1) in ma head lol. i love wearing bikinis, it makes it okay to flash the old lady(s). haaa. water fights r fun, the only reasons i didnt take my dress off is because im fat nd ppl wud get the wrong idea.

I tried to write about it, bear with me guys

"I let the pain engulf me, sharp, crippling pain crashed over me like angry waves, drowning, smothering me. Half-crazed sobs rack my body. The room is bright, but im in the dark, screaming silently, wishing it wud end. I take deep breaths, calming myself down and let the tears subside and the sadistic wishes fade away. I ache and i feel so very sore.
It is gone as quickly as it came"

not behind my back

im mentally breaking down here, either be my friend or not, im so confused.
i feel so confused
i love you guys, dnt do this to me.

Diabolical (:

Wow. Quite a lots happened, i wish i lived in briccy sumtyms cos then i cud keep sum gd friends, as they seem to be pushing meh out nd blaming meh. im not a slag anymore, nd u obiviously dont know me well enuf, if u dnt understand how i dress, nd i dnt dressed for sum1 that u may fink. dnt bitch behind my back. hav no idea who to trust now, except a couple of pppl deffos, one promises to support me so much it was soooo sweet, bless him. just glad i got it off my chest.
so, no1 trusts me now, apparently im a changed, sneaky, slaggy lil bitch, but it gives u no right to do those things, it kinda upsets meh yano. i dnt lyk ur guy, i hav my own thanks, nd i love him soooooo much, in case u havent noticed, as ur 'evidence' is clashing. asif i dnt have enuf fucking problems, but i fink i kno who i trust. hopefully i kno wot im doing, cos if not, im gna move schools im THAT pissed ryt now.

Now ive ranted, on a lighter note....... (:

i may join the marines, its an option am considering it.

i have a new bffl,
jeffrey
but his friends (me) call him jeffers
he's a moth
i love him lyk a brother,
perhaps even more

Jeffers is the. SEX

diabolical

Very confused

Why wud they say that?
Do they not know ive changed?

I guess not.

No-one has, wot is the point?
R they jealous? Of me?
Surely not.

Why should i have to choose between the ppl i love?
Its not fair.

Lubricant (:

IF THERE ARE ANY SMALL (AND NON-PERVERTED) CHILDREN IN THE ROOM WITH YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE NO OR OTHERWISE YOU'LL DESTROY THEIR INNOCENCE.

Decided to tell my family at teatime wot i had learned in sex ed 2dai.
Tho was worse wen i asked my mum how mny men she'd slept wiv (then called her a slag) and wondered out loud how it would fit in. Mum was not impressed.
My lil bro didnt even kno wot a condom was!
Soooo funny! He asked if the man or the woman wore it :D
Despite his lack of knowledge, he still found that fact that ribbed condoms increase the sensation hilarious, S was busy working out if i was supposed to be doing sex ed (like i had a freakin choice!) i decided also to tell about female condoms, aka femi-doms, and how they can be worn for up to 8 hours- fascinating ryt?! Told them how i had to have a second condom, because i ripped my first one in half, to tell you the truth, i was very intriuged to these strange lubricanted flimsy finger holders. Speaking of lubricant, i was COVERED in it, literally. My hands were soooo greasy, nd dnt believe anything L tells you, because i did NOT taste it! i was un-able to open the packet, in the special way that you do, L had to help me. Tho sum1 did kno too much. HA!

Self control m'dear, yh, lyk thats gna help meh.

cba to blog much 2dai quite suprised, dnt c why his lil bro had to take pics while i danced. :/ fun tyms at park. i myt hav an sti, according to ma grilies, jut cos i had sum, well, issues....... HA!

U spin my head right rround right round wen u go down...

tomorrows gna be fun
but must learn to control myself
actually, i cant see that happening (:

oh gosh amuse
grrr jack, cant get it outta my head

on the other hand
cant get YOU outta my head
ily jack norrish

<3 <3 <3

ich habe keine Beine

Kirche war gut….Spaß:) abgesehen von den Fantasien hatte ich, der nicht in der Kirche gehabt werden sollte! oh liebe Pfannkuchen. ich habe ein zu bilden Geständnis, Muse aint DAS Schlechtes: / oh wissen Sie ich glaube, als ob ich lasse meine Leute im Stich habe

Damn yoooo!

Its on a weird tym! accodring to blogger, its 7:54, which it is... Omgosh, its playing tricks on meh cos earlier it sed i posted the blog yesterday, gosh i sound retarded. brb (gna make brekkie) back. maybe wen i post this blog it'll say a random tym, so watch out ppl!

Mayb i SHOULD get a life......
Im being pwetty gay
Mayb it was that video....
Mayb it was Elton John.....

Mark my words! Gird your loins! :D

Finally am on computer,
Really wanted to go last nyt
But guess who wouldnt let me....!!!
So i have to sneak on at 7:30 in morning
But im ok
Was shattered last nyt, could barely walk.

I do love Jack lmao
Making 3 babies in 1 nd 1/2 hours
how wrong does that sound?
We just went to the co-cop (agen) 4 ma mum
But Emma disagrees
as the jealous child would say "uhhh stuff"
We were playing happy families yesterday,
i was getting so motherly :D


Btw Happy Birthday M! 11 2dai!
Sorri i aint got u anyfin really......

Learning how to quench the thrist
not really a thrist but yano,
Trying to calm the ahing, the yearning,
in my...... loins?
1 sec, ill google, see where the loins r.

(goes on google)

In the end, went to summat vair vair strange.
Summat to do wiv homosexuals nd politics
a gr8 combo :)
this video will gay me.....
shud i really watch it?
Gna give it a try.

http://www.adrants.com/2009/02/guard-your-loins-this-video-will-gay.php

It is decribed as...

The Gay Alphabet" is all Sesame Street-inspired eightiesness, cheerfully ticking down an alphabetical list of all the things that WILL MAKE YOU GAY. So yeah, that one time you went out in chaps and confessed to loving Kylie Minogue to a dude who later grabbed your ass? That marked your fall into Sodom -- and one day you will learn to love it.

I didnt mean to honest!

I deserve to be put into a little box.
Where i cannot speak or hear anyone.
Just me nd the lil voices in ma head, Saboo nd Tony Harrison.
Debating stuffs.

Starting to hate the magic,
its hurting so many ppl.
Damn it!

Speaking of damning,
Damn Zoe nd her pancakes,
nd the kinky fings she supposedly did with Will.I.Am

THIS BLOG IS DEDICATE TO EMMA!!! MA BAB!!!!!!

EMMA!! U ROCK MY 10% COTTON ND 90% POLYESTER SOCKS!!!!!!!!

heres our song babycakes (:
all the gd gd sweet sweet tyms..... xxxx
ily x

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that
I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
Been going crazy from the moment
I met you

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
Been going crazy from the moment
I met you

(this is also very close to how i feel bout sumone, they kno who they are)

Ebay.co.uk

Ebay.

Im gna get one of those life things.

(:

insanitys a crazy place dudettes (:

this song on the radio is uplifting :D
wish i knew wot its called.
it has lyrics :S

feeling weird
does he want meh or doesnt he?
very confused
actions sometimes speak better than words

wen i stop being a chebo
im gna be a hippy
wow
this song IS inspiring
if B does come to festival
im sooo fucked
he will probably try to do IT wiv me
no jokies maties

arrrrgh!
where did i put my toaster?

OMGOSH

IM BACK :D

AND BOY AM I GOOOOOD.......

What do i look like? The wizard of oz? you need a brain? you need a heart? go ahead. take mine. take everything i have.

Omgosh, i was ryt, i Am vunerable.
I think i should hang out sumwhere else,
i cannot believe it.

Bloody hell i do!!!!!!!

Walked to Es, felt very childish, skipped down the road to Lily Allen. Twas fun. Walking back (back) from to the coop, this guy gave me a funny look becos i was smiling evilly to myself, then i was mouthing the words to the Veroncias Untouched nd ppl in cars nd walking were staring! Ok, i was doing hand actions. Dramatic ones, anyway, then at the top of the road, the (emo) guys culdnt of made it any MORE obivious they were checking me out, which has really cheered me up. Perhaps the magic isnt that lost.......

I love him!
Yes, i do.
Can finally admit it to self.

WTH?

Wot is happening?
Y hav i suddenlly become lyk this?
All vunerable and a heart easy to break.
I hate it.
Msn convos nearly make me cry for crying out loud!
I cried in science, i need to stop beating myself up over things, but i am being so very selfish.

Trapped

Omgosh.
Science.
Pretty funny, trapped in a 'cupboard' tho technically, it wasnt actually a cupboard. With Jack. lmao, then sir ruined the fun, just glad ther were no spiders, that i saw.....

Talk about recycling!

I always want the things i cant have.
Worse this tym tho.
Wud go into details.
But cant.

Im addicted to saying same.
Nd hurting ppl :(

Cluescluesclues!

Like the Lady Gaga song.

Gna talk in riddles
Nd hope (s)he works it out.
Fingers crossed.

Im so tempted to become Greb or Emo

Feeling kinda confident, well i was, few minutes ago.
I have an IPod, no idea how to work it, Emily tried to help, but no such luck.
Kinda bored.

Maths 2moz

Fucking hell.

Why do the pretty, popular, nice girls get all the extremely fit guys? They r the talented ones, nd what do i have? Im not even going to answer that.

They even get the fit, older guys!
I've already failed at that so hey,
F didnt count Livya!

Just had to keep on walking,
it's easier to pretend i hate him,
than admit,
cos i failed b4 i started on that one.

Yes, i have a bf,
ah well,
lyk thats gna last long,
me nd the (kinda) LP of Wollie
Wot have i done?

So angry,
Anyway, even though it doesnt make any difference,
im probs gna be emo agen,
if i can remember in the morning.

Im a GENIUS!!!!!!

Do you go to church?
Do you lyk Starwars?

Well, i have CONBIMED both.
Oh yes, it IS possible,
and I have done IT.

If you're familiar witrh the church of england, then u'll kno about the Euchrist (cant spell it, vair vair complicated) and how they exchange a sign of peace.

"Maybe the Lord be with you"
"And also with you"

*shake hands*

I hav 'made up' to put it the RETARD way, the best fing EVER.

"May the Force be with you"
"And also with you"

*Wave (light) Sabers around*

You better reply if i say this to you!
You know who you are!

Johnathon!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you in french is vas te faire foutre, silly biscuits i already knew that.

need to know phrases in french-

• J'aime le sexe avec jazib (this is obivious)
• Je suis nu avec garegg (im naked with guess who!!)
• Devrait-il être que les grandes (should it be that big?)
• Sortir de ma remorque vous moron (get out of my trailer you moron!!!)

too lazy to do anymore. laters x

its okay now. im okay.

im actually kinda okay.
wow.
never thought it would end.
but it did.
it was the ephifany in science, i was just sitting there, on my own, and then suddenly, i was okay. then i started telling random ppl that i was okay. got some strange looks.
but i feel as if a huge weight has been lifted off me.
which is just great.

problem is though, knowing me nd my history with luck.
gimme a week, even a few bloody days nd ill hav problem.
(probably to with guys)
grrrrrrrr.......
as if i dont hav enough to worry about with sats, but the good thing is, we only hav 1 french lesson this week, which makes me soooooo happy, i feel free. howevers, i miss both history lessons, bumma i love history.

i better go, french hw ahoy nd revison, science, which ive done none of because ive been stressing about maths. nd im too scared to start revising becoz i feel lyk it would seal my fate and i wud HAVE to do the exams, as if im not already doing them.

*sigh*

Jackass 2

what a sick film.
am sinking low in the sofa so as not to see cards thrown into guys arse.
omfg. ouch.
this guy looks like a rat.
fun day, at nikkis wiv cameron nd jack (too). watched twilight, supposed to be doing revision
bungee jump penis :Oim gna go now, cameron is gna help me wiv my revision, sats nxt week (!!!)

From Hell

What a film, and so many people in it! Danny from Primeval, 'Hagrid', Stacey from Gavin nd Stacey and Johnny Depp :D Quite gory, no, VERY gory. But good film.

Really tempted to go round 'his' house. Probably will be a big mistake if i did though. Must distract self from thoughts of him :/ BullCrap!!!! (haha Cartman)

Crazy dream, mix of X-Men, 90210 nd my life. There were loads of kids nd some were my friends. I think we were mutants, nd we were trying to run from the Stryker guy (X2) nd Mikado guy(s) (twins). the house place was round. then some of them were stuck on a track like on 90210, but instead of the occasional train, there were cars, lots of cars. we were gna save them, jack (n) was there, i went across the track first nd then we were gna run to safety- but jack hadnt opened the gate. I was shouting at them what we were gna do (quite toughly actually) but we couldnt get off the track because the gate wasnt open. so i screamed at jack "you were supposed to open the fucking gate!" later on, wen everyone was safe, Gene Hunt (!!!!!!!!!!!) sed i was tough, not because i shouted toughly, because of my swearing (lmao?) then i was about to do something wiv someone, that i'd rather do with someone else (the guy!!!! whom was there, heartbreakingly enough)

Reading that back, it makes no sense. but im glad i wrote it down :/

Im probably going to do something very stupid if i dont watch out.

Yes, i probably will.
So tempted to see if he'll 'have' me,
just one last tym....
or a few :/
I dont even know how he feels,
or how he felt.
which didnt seem to stop me before we did anything.
'How do u feel about me?'
'I dont know'
Damn i wish i knew!!!
he seems fine.

Yesterday.
seemed to bring all those feelings back up.
while i was right in the middle of buring them.
stupid bastard guys!!!

I really should of thought about this.
but am i doing the right thing?
following my head and not my heart?

South Park :D
omfg i love it
peewee (yeh!) has lent me season 10!!!
tho i musnt start talking lyk them!!!
i've already seen wot happens when i do (accidently of course)

My day has been made,
finally talking to ma long lost matie Zoella!! :D
If u read this Zoe!!!
Ily!!! <3