Lubricant (:

IF THERE ARE ANY SMALL (AND NON-PERVERTED) CHILDREN IN THE ROOM WITH YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE NO OR OTHERWISE YOU'LL DESTROY THEIR INNOCENCE.

Decided to tell my family at teatime wot i had learned in sex ed 2dai.
Tho was worse wen i asked my mum how mny men she'd slept wiv (then called her a slag) and wondered out loud how it would fit in. Mum was not impressed.
My lil bro didnt even kno wot a condom was!
Soooo funny! He asked if the man or the woman wore it :D
Despite his lack of knowledge, he still found that fact that ribbed condoms increase the sensation hilarious, S was busy working out if i was supposed to be doing sex ed (like i had a freakin choice!) i decided also to tell about female condoms, aka femi-doms, and how they can be worn for up to 8 hours- fascinating ryt?! Told them how i had to have a second condom, because i ripped my first one in half, to tell you the truth, i was very intriuged to these strange lubricanted flimsy finger holders. Speaking of lubricant, i was COVERED in it, literally. My hands were soooo greasy, nd dnt believe anything L tells you, because i did NOT taste it! i was un-able to open the packet, in the special way that you do, L had to help me. Tho sum1 did kno too much. HA!