Drinking wine and coke doesnt help wiv flu, neither does vodka tbh.

Painting is quite theraputic. Did it for a while, nd the swish swish of the paintbrush nd the whoosh whoosh of the roller are kinda soothing. Done the downstairs cloakroom in orange nd ivory, then bedroom in 'prom night' violet/purple with bright orange windowsill. is amazing.

My master, of blogging, tells me i shud reflect on sumfin. But wot is there to reflect on? My abosulate inability to function without screwing up. Cant seem to control my movement. Or what comes out my mouth. I annoy myself so much. I am unique. Sometimes for the good, but mostly for the worst, i dnt hav much self control, which is an understatament.

Maybe i shud get it over with and fuck you. arsehole. fucking fucking cat man. whoever u r. leave me alone. fuckin stalker. fucking stalker man.

Master says i make list.
So....
things i hav learnt in my lyf of 14 years, 9 months nd 11 days (ha! just worked it out)

1. Never trust a guy with a handlebar moustache.
2. Zippy, my kitty, looks great wiv a golden egg.
3. Never go out wiv midgets, or gingers, or rapists, or drug addicts.
4. Always look when u cross the road.
5. Being late is bad.
6. Steps nd Blue r bands that i will always love.
7. Murphy is bad, he tries to climb in my hot bath.
8. Never share baths with dogs.
9. Old ladies, especially ones u r involved with, smacking ur arse is not ryt.
10. Going out with two guys (especially midgets) in the same day is unacceptable.
11. Ed Westwick is hot.
12. As is Robert Pattirson.
13. Habbo hotel is confusing
14. So is the myspace profile pic thing.
15. Never wear too big tankinis to go swimming.
16. You cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them nd hope they panic nd give in.
17. Borats swimming costume is not considered sexy.
18. You can get by on charm for at maximum 15 mins, after that, you better hav big boobs or a large penis.
19. Fat man dont float, at least, that one didnt.
20. America is better than England.
21. John Barrowman is amazing.
22. It doesnt matter how much you care, some ppl just dnt care about you.
23. Never become addicted to an inaimate object.
24. Hello kitty is just the best.
25. Jack Norrish is the greatest, most gorgeous nd loving boyfriend you cud ever ask or pay for.
26. Either you control your attitude, or it controls you.
27. Some blondes are actually bimbos, and complete bitches too.
28. Lies always, no, nearly always, catches up on you.
29. Shoes made out of stamps r so kwl.
30. How to make a fruit salad nd curries.
31. Welsh accents r sexy.
32. Well, my friend Liam's accent is extremely sexy. wow
33. Getting drunk at family parties is not a gd idea.
34. Neither is making friends wiv cars.
35. How to make bird calls.
36. How to swim.
37. How to waltz.
38. Never prank call ur nan, she will eat you. twice.
39. Twilight shud be real. But isnt.
40. Babies r pretty, but scary.
41. Jaws isnt real.
42. But fairies are.

(All of the above are things i hav actually learnt nd r actually true, nd if u dont believe, then y the fuck r u even reading my blog??? Arsehole.