America will not yield.

Im so awesum i taught myself to play dead nd roll over. Mum wasnt impressed, so ate yogurt. I eat too many choc ices. But they are soooo yummy........ I am gna see wot ATC is lyk, nd if not i will say screw yoooooo! Nd then i may talk to my oracle (the one nd only Rob). Crazy crazy so popular lots of txts, my crap drawing of a shoe. Supposedlby.

Rugby is a funny sport. Men grabbing each other, tho not allowed to grope (i learnt fings). There are tries nd u kick the balls nd it hurts wen the big beefy guys come at yoo. SO HENCH. Lyk wen me nd Hannah were sitting then the ball came nd the henchness, it was so scary, near death experience. Because of me the team won!!! Yes, im taking all the credit, why the hell not? I didnt kno whose gum shield box it was, but now i do! Connor was cruel, i didnt kno he wasnt gna not throw the ball :/ I wanted to keep that ball, but he stole it. Rugby is painful. Nd dirty. I wud be worried bout my hair if i played. Tho i shud ttly be a coach. I have the best tactics. If i played- i wud do it naked nd distract all the hench guys nd i wud win (bouncy bouncy!). There was a tiny guy playing, he wud of gotten squished. Jack was the fittest player there. I love him, wish i cud show him how much.

Why is there smoke everywhere?
Something is on fire.
Me?
House?
Sofa?
Better not be the choc ices....