Wednesday, 28 October 2009

The new moon soundtrack kinda sucks....

Today has kinda sucked. Spent the morning, well, thats none of ur business lol. nearly gone run over on way to shop to buy eggs for my baking. made amazing massive yummy choc cakes, gna personlise them nd ice them l8r. then me nd jess had gr8 convo :D
basically, i got my willy Rupert removed nd in a jar, however sumtyms he gets lonely- so i buy him rubber duckies WOAH :) jess's penis is called fred, he's lyk 12 inches NO JOKES ;) nd yes, jars r very very sexy indeed... plus, last nyt, we ttly say each others cakes (muffins lol) we take inbred luv to a whole new level XD

SLOSH IS THE NEW PISS_Because ur worth it

PHAAA :D

ILY JESS L.L <3

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