I still can't believe it's not butter, i mean why isnt it? WHY!!!????

Just did a huge hench sneeze, took me by suprise, didnt see it coming.... then SHAPOW!!! (the words of a peach) the shock of it nearly killed me. so here's a warning... SNEEZES CAN KILL YOU IN MANY WAYS!!!!!!
'There's also a chance you burst an eardrum. You can actually tear blood vessels and muscles within the head. A sinus hemorrhage is also possible, and it's reported that more than a people have actually sustained brain injury and possible death just out of committing a social faux pas like a violent sneeze.'

(yes, i googled it)

This weekend is either going to be a complete diaster or a slight one. Its gna be gd on the way tho with my fairy princesss friend, who is always victim to my evil, influencing ways :D

i was looking in teh mirror earlier nd i didnt look tat bad, shame im gna go nd ruin my rare nicelookingness by putting my fringe up this wkend.

i have a spork. a knife....a spoon...a fork...all in one red plastic bit of awesomeness. nd i have superhero trainers, they make me feel sooooo super (i lyk to pretend the nike ticks r lightening bolts...)

got rid of the 90s on my ipod, now got muse nd mcr nd teniacious d (wow, i sound lyk rapist features....is it contagious?? lets hope not....)

'gonna join teh mile high club at 37,000 feet!'

great, bed in a few hours, getting up around 5.30 am, why why why. CBA.
IS FEELING RANDOM.
5:50pmDaniel
bonjour

5:50pmAmy
guten tag

5:51pmDaniel
hows you?

5:51pmAmy
guten tag?

5:51pmDaniel
yes

5:52pmAmy
hi dan

5:52pmDaniel
hi

5:52pmAmy
sorry my imaginary german friend was hogging the computer

5:52pmDaniel
the imagination can be a strong weapon

5:53pmAmy
you have no idea

MWA HA HA

not gna be able to blog for two days..... myt go eat brown bread.

i has skills. jam tart. nose. tat is all.