Friday, 5 March 2010

Thank the Narwhals for Hello kitty diaries...

I am a bad person, a very bad person. I shud be burnt on a stake then used as dog food. The crappy shop brand kind. Then ill end up as dog shit. Thats how bad i am.

Am listening to doris day atm, famiyl gathering, things hav gone crazy, opening umbrellas inside nd stuff.

Have started reading a book called winter in madrid, it is very... artistic...

Cameron is sleeping round tomorrow, he is gna touch me nd lick my elbows nd im scared.

Plam, like spam, but not.

Jack, like a rapist, but not (he just has the features of one)

Amy, like normal, but seriously not.

Cameron, sexy, but, yeah he SO is.

Nikki, naked, but not.

Robert, Hello kitty, but not.

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