Just ran up to my cat and shouted "get your motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking plane!" It continued to lick it's arse. MLIA.

Soooo funny.

Decided to travel from french to maths via jack's back. then my shoes got stolen. got one back, eventually, but then the other one was outside nd i lacked shoe to retrieve shoe, asked miss if rob cud get it for me, she sed get it urself. So i hobbled out, in the end courtney got it for me, i now owe her my life, otherwise i wud hopped outside nd slipped over in mud, most likely. got applauded as i walked bakc into class.

thankyou life for your crazy times! especially french!