life is pretty normal today.... i love MLIA (:

Today I woke up and rolled over in bed. There was a slice of bread nailed to the wall. MLIA.

Today, My mom got mad at me because I was playing around with a cane, pretending I was a cripple, she said I was making fun of cripples. Two minutes later, I tripped and fell down the stairs, and broke my leg. I now require the use of the cane. MLIA.

Yesterday, my friend walked up to me, put her head down, licked my elbow, stood up and said, "Because you can't". It was the funniest thing that happened all day. MLIA.

Today, a few friends and I were ordering pizza online and under "special requests" my friend wrote, please be wearing a newspaper pirate hat. When the delivery guy showed up at the house he wasn't wearing a newspaper pirate hat but his response was " i'm sorry, we didn't have any newspaper and I can't wear a pirate hat, that would be a disgrace to ninjas everywhere." Best. Pizza Delivery Guy. Ever. MLIA.

Today, I heard my dad say "I can't do this. Its not big enough", to which I giggled and screamed "Thats what she said!!!!" from my room. Only to have him call me in the kitchen and lecture me on sex for thirty minutes. When I told him that it was a joke and everyone says it, I got another lecture on peer pressure. MLIA.

Today, I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said 'I'll bet you 1 dollar you'll read this sign'. I didn't give him a dollar, I gave him 10. He fist-bumped me. MLIA.

Last week, Jehovah witnesses came to our house. My brother answered the door and before they could say anything, he said: "Listen, could you come back later? We're sacrificing an animal right now." They haven't been back since. MLIA.

I was starting to get realllllyyyy tired with the whole Google vs. Yahoo battle. But then, I tried it. I typed in "So I was" in both. Yahoo gave me "So I was thinking." Google said "So I was in the shower eating a cookie." I now realize that it isn't much of a battle-Google wins every time. MLIA

Today, one of my friends joined a Facebook group "I hate it when I'm trying to concentrate and a Llama is looking at me slyly." Me, too. Me, too. MLIA.

A while back, during AP Euro, my teacher said, "God?" during his lecture. A boy, who hadn't previously been paying attention, responded, "Yes?" MLIA.

Today I didn't realize how badly I had to go to the bathroom until I sneezed so hard that I peed in my pants. MLIA.

Today I realized that my favorite inspiring quote is 'Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.' MLIA.