Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Nothing is what it seems.

Yesterday i convinced my mum and brother that you could pick the gender of baby, well, fetuses. Spent 10 minutes convinving them. Gullible much?

Sperm is good for you teeth, found this out and it conjuired up weird images of people cumming onto toothbrushes and then brushing their teeth.

My cat looks like a zebra. My baby is soooo cute.

Omgosh, i love Paul Wesley, Noel Fielding, Jared Leto, Ed Westwick and Rob Patz.

MUMMY.

I'm going to be okay, i get to the bottom, then i have something that keeps me sane.

Okay, right, this is gonna sound really weird.
There are two types of lust, firstly, there is the the powerful 'i must have you now', you can't wait for anything, the urgency is terrifying. Then secondly, there is the slow filling up of lust that pools your stomach. It is like ripples through you, and you can savour it.

YAY FOR SHARING!!

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