Well, i never thought i could be so bold. But i said it, i wasnt kidding and there is no going back now.
How to keep yourself oocupied in maths, how to pass the time, have fantasies. LOL
So it's the election soon, i've been looking at the manifestos, well when i say looking, i mean, trying to find one that isnt short. So instead i have a joke. I do have one thing to say about the parties, Nick Clegg has tiny eyes, eyes that have no emotion. Is he a robot?
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.
‘Hello…Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, ‘Hello! Is
anyone down there?’
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;
‘Vote for GORDON BROWN! Vote for GORDON BROWN!’
Snow White fell to her knees, praying, ‘Oh,
thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive….!’
The title of this blog is relevant. Been singing that song. Cos finally i am over him. I mean, u will always feel abit weird if you see an ex with someone else, but apart from that im good. I got tested today, im not even attracted to him anymore, no more than i am any other guy.
I think im a bad person, a very bad one in fact.
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