Stalkers and pudding times

DAmn you pudding. Just cos i dont have a microwave, doesn't mean you can destroy my life with wafts of caramelness. STUPID CADBURYS CARAMEL PUDDING. The oven doesn't work for it, it won't go hot inside, and sister won't let me eat it because i'll get food poisoning, but do i even care?! NO!!! So i ahd a few sneaky mouthfulls, but it tasted wrong, like the wrongness when you lick guinea pigs, oh memories.... *shudders* So yeah, i'm mad, i get into these moods where i just wanna throw plates and bowls and listen to the crockery smash. OH baby.... yeeee.....

How do u know your blog is successful? You get a stalker, it's my 2nd stalker in life, and this time she's pretty, she says she's not. BUT MEGHAM YOOOO ARE!!!! I might leave some biscuits for her in the bushes outside my house, though lil midget cat, my baby, will prob nibble on them and fattie shmee will lick em.

Here's our heartwarming heart to heart (you can never have too many hearts in a sentance)
Megan
omg im not a stalker btw but your blog is the funniest thing ive ever read!

Me
thanks :)
im happy now
i wud appreciate it if u were a stalker, cos ur pretty nd my last one was kinda ugly lol
Megan
im not pretty, see your funny all the time!

Me
well.....
YES U ARE

Megan
no im not buh ill be your stalker

Me
yay, a pretty stalker

Megan
ugly stalker **

Me
NO!

Megan
so what do i do as yuor stalker??

Me
stalk me!
yay, i must do another blog.....
i usuually do bout 1 or 3 a day
not 3, two silly me

Megan
3 is a magic number amy !!

Me
only for sexual things.... ;)

Megan
ahaa ... indeed

Me
so.... goats.....

egan
hmm yeahh i errr was thiinking about goats this morning. time travelling is a big issue...

Me
u were in bed wiv a goat? wow :D

Megan
well what can i say.

Me
how do u know it wasnt me dressed as a goat?

Megan
ahh well i wouldnt apart from it was actually president obama dressed as a goat

Me
hes awesome
he rides dragons

Megan
and milk floats

Me
we used to be best mates, then he got mad wiv me

Megan
why?

Me
becuase i slept wiv his wife

Megan
ahhh i had that problem with tony blair :/

Me
not gordon brown tho, she is FUGLY


Megan
she reallyy is. i mean heard of a nose job?!