One day ill fly away

I follow the night
Can't stand the light
When will I begin to live again
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
What more could your love do for me
When will love be through with me
Why live life from dream to dream
And dread the day when dreaming ends
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
Why live life from dream to dreamAnd dread the day when dreaming ends
One day I'll fly away
Fly fly away...

probably

having some seriosu frenemy issues
but i dnt care
today is a day for new beginnings
nd ends (chortle)

WHAT A COW? HOW DARE SHE? IF SHE DOES IT AGEN SHE'LL REGRET IT FUCKING COW. IM SO PISSED HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO THE PPL I LOVE!!!!!!!??????????
GNA GO HIT THINGS BRB

.................

damn it i kinda cried cos i hit the wall with my foot (wuldnt it be kicked)) really hard, owwww

The Rembrandts
good band
did theme tune for friends
dancing to their songs
especially ill be there for you
until i got so pissed

better stay away

so basically im dancing around nd eating cake
a lot of cake
no wonder im so fat
i shud get a running machine
nd watch tv nd run

lyk the lady in that book
i read ages ago

hmm.....

i need to hurt things

dude

have u seen the episode of friends wen rachel is walking round, being naked?
thats wot i was doing earlier
it was AWESOME
the compass in pirates of the carribeean
i was using it to decide where i went
i myt have a whole day of nakedness

damn it cat just ran upstairs
jack failed

very distracting

indeed

thank god for google

wth wud we do wivout google? its lyk god, except wiv more chuck norris facts, wait that dnt make sense. chuck norrish IS god, so im basically saying that he doesnt know many facts bout himself.

jack pokes me.

because he can.

Dodgy fringe, running, hot, have i got news for yooooo XD

wearing just purple socks, red checked knickers (check it out!) nd green top. this afternoon i went to briccy, greeted by cameron shouting AMY!!!!! (nd who may that be....?) nikki doesnt trust me now, but when it was just the two of us we bonded (not ina physical or sexual way for those of you wiv perverted minds) nd talked bout girly stuff. anyways, we all did hsm 2 sing-a-long, had fight over remote wiv cam. bullied pedro agen :D bullyging has never been so fun.
soooooooooo hot. thats y i took my clothes off.
wna know why i took them off?
me nd mark were going to play tennis at the skl, but the dude sed they were just bout to close. so we had more fun, sneaked into skl nd ran around, played hide nd seek, i culdnt actually find mark nd i got well scared, nd panicky. it was seriously eerie. scared that the caretaker was gna get us, we played spies. it was lyk 9.15pm nd we made some random vids, doing the jump in the sand nd doing rolls on the field. sat on hay bales. ran home, in case the caretaker saw us, so hot nd sweaty, we ran lyk hell. then i took my clothes off nd am now walking rd in underwear, but dnt lyk seeing my big thighs much.
but my pants r pretty awesome.
im the pope, got it?
im gna go now nd watch knocked up, probs my life story in the future, haaah lol. why is sophie looking at my armpits?
the plan is, to get loads of ppl to come nd play hide nd seek wiv us.
nikki, emma, jack, cameron, robert etc etc :D
mark is crazy child
he cba to start his own blog
oh no
he just sed maybe

back again

just keeping crying at random moments
no control anymore
i used to have at least control at skl
but now i dont
why do i feel lyk this?
why do my eyes feel funny?
dead even
i feel dead all over

a walking ghost

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
- Macbeth

i feel distant
cut off from real life
in my own daze

doesnt take much to make me sad
or cry
nasty pricks
bitches
rabbit proof fence
foreat gump

things i dont know

random things that make me feel like meh

Sex, drugs and sausage rolls :)

I am evil, ingenius mouse women

i can do magical things with safety pins :D
covered in cat hairs
put the small hooks around ze kittys wrist

1. Cover a large, heavy chopping board or a baking tray tightly and completely with clingfilm or waxed paper to place the truffles on to set.
   
2. Place the chocolate in a large mixing bowl at least 1.75 litres in capacity. In a small saucepan, bring the cream to a rolling boil and immediately pour over the broken chocolate. Blend thoroughly until all the chocolate is melted.
   
3. Allow the mixture, called a ganache, to cool, uncovered, completely for 1-1½ hours at room temperature until it is set. (You can speed up the process by placing the bowl in a sink filled with cold water - but don't allow any of the water to come into contact with the ganache.)
   
4. When the mixture has set, use a teaspoon to spoon out bite-sized pieces. Dust your hands lightly with icing sugar to prevent them sticking and roll the pieces into balls in the palms of your hands.


5. Immediately roll the truffles in sifted cocoa powder, icing sugar or finely chopped nuts and place on the prepared tray to set
   
   

kissing in the rain is just so much fun

the weather is quite tropical- humid and wet

I was holding the cats hand

looked lyk blind rat
snout in foot


sexy dancing on the wall
wearing a thunderbirds sash
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!!!!!
hark my arse
me nd mum nd mark were playing catch in the garden
then ran around saying hark
i sat on a chair with a big puddle of rainwater
massive wet patch in my arse
looked lyk i had shat myself
quite funny

i was naked in my room
when i realised i was being perved on
well, my curtains were open
and the light was on
oh god

watching forest gump agen
sweet, inspiring sad film
havent seen the end b4
cant wait

for some random reason i just feel really sad
nd cant thinking, urrrgh
paranoid
jealous

this is the 94th blogggg :D nd yes, i am a towel nd no, this apple does not taste nice.

im gna take yuu thro ma day

late for skl, was waiting for phone to be given bak by mum
r.e was well, shitty, but my poster on CHRISTIAN TEACHINGS is awesome
realised that as a christian i shud kno these things.
history, i did do my mind map propaly
nd nearly fell asleep
but still managed 2 do extra work

at break, cant remember wot happened
all i can remember is that FLORENCE was the only holdenby person ther
for the first segment
GDDD WANNNNNN :DDDD
didnt do first lesson of p.e
had guitar lesson
i can actually do chords :O :O :O (omg three shocked faces)
songs im learning- back in black, sweet home alabama, ummmmm
a BOB MARLEY song
nd one that jimi hendrix wrote
cos did you know
that most of jimi hendrixs most, and best songs
were not written by him
(see, you learn a new fing everyday)

nd wen i had p.e
for the second period
decided to do no work
i had planned (last nyt)
to ask if i cud do track
to BURN off sum calories (boy i need to)
nd to try nd work off sum frustration
but instead i sat wiv the others
nd there was a BIG HOLE in the crotch of my trackies
(easy access yano)
nd that was funny
ended up talking bout livys nd emilys plans for halloween
nd wot sponsered things we shud do for skl
emily wants to dye her hair bright pink
(woo!)
nd me nd livy myt come to skl in pjs
(simpsons ones obv nd FLUFFY BLUE slipper boots)

then me nd the other livi went to observe the boys do some work
well, p.e, well, sport
nd i 4t those gloves fings u use to catch ball cud be used to FONDLE (ha!) boobs
so joseph threw me his
nd i tried it
it works
but i prefer ACTUAL HANDS ;)
nd jack was cheating on my with the lamp
(sooooo jealous of tat lamp yanoooo)

what happened at lunch?
yes, well, i have discovered that guy's CROTCHES are rather comfy
as you do
especially jacks nd robs
tho jacks was trying to make me itch his :/
meh
in his DREAMS :D

JAZIB SHAVES HIS BUTT-TT-TUCKS

aaah, english
the end of that film
(RABBIT PROOF fence)
i cried
so sweet nd inspiring nd everything

felt well REBELLIOUS in geography
firstly, was 10 mins late
was waiting for emily 2 fill bottle
nd laffing at joes shirt
soooo CAMP
then i kept google (imaging) stuff
nd sir saw quite a few
lyk HOOTERS
nd if u type in towel men
it comes up with hunky men in towels
nd power rangers (liam loves)
nd TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES :D
ILY TMNT!!!!!!!!
maybe just a little high.....

went home had bath
SINGING IN THE BATH
i was quite good :O :O (sum more shocked faces)
now my hair is drying all curly nd i ate an apple
but it taste funny

HUNKY PPLS (in no particular order)

• Jack :D ILYSSSSMMMM
• Paddy, he my son nd my pimp nd sweet lyk potato
• Garegg, need i say more?
• Will, cos ur funny nd u lyk my blogs ;) nd teach me spainish!
• James, haaa u make funny noises wen i hug yoooo
• Cameron, fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit RAWR
• Liam, does chubby count as hunky i wonder.....
• Rob, such a comfy crotch
• David, cos u myt of stealed cams tie
• Josh, cos otherwise livy will eat me

never gna be ready

its 5 past 8 in the morning
running around in my underwear
i.e pink bra, red vest, pink cloud pants nd robot socks.
(just realised im quite colour co-ordinated)
my fringe NEEDS to be sorted out
nd i musnt forget guitar or p.e kit
in p.e myt ask if i can do running
so instead of doing normal p.e (i.e pissing about)
gna run out sum frustration (hopefully)

ive decided that if u want sumfin 2 go away
the best thing is to ignore
theres no point doing anyfin else
the problem is that THE problem will just manifester away
but il try nd ride the storm

elmer nd wilbur books
ARE FIT)
doesnt everyone just wna be a mulitcoloured
or black nd white checked elephant?
just me then

ever feel ur losing control of sumfin?
or losing it altogether?

robert says i shud publish my 'poetry'
cos i try to write down how i feel
nd it comes out in poem format
lol :S
he says i can make money
i wish

i hav 20 mins until i leave for skl
i need to get dressed, do hair, make-up, find a skl shirt nd make lunch

so i shud probs stop blogging bout it nd get on wiv it ;)

Fuck

not fair. in too deep. everythings gone to pot.
keep crying for mostly no reasons
cant wait til 5-45 tomorrow
fucking angry.
every single little sad thing makes me wna cry.
watching forest gump.

here i go agen.............

i swear no1 feels the way i do
its crazy
how dare he fink im the best off?
im paranoid, obssessive, its lyk a need, a crave i cant fight off

fucking hormones

bitter sweet irony
why does everyone fink ive got it good?
believe me i havent
so wen i say i need peace
i need it
sometimes i cud just scream
nd fly away

GAREGG

-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.

-Garegg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, Garegg often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-Garegg has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Garegg wills it to be so.

-Garegg really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-Garegg once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Garegg could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-Garegg CAN believe it's not butter.

-When Garegg does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-There are no steroids in baseball, just players Garegg has breathed on.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Garegg.

Garegg recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

This is my legend list (:

• Garegg-just because
• James- brother :D
• Obv Jack- cos he is fittttt
• Jack S wud be the list but he is a bit too obsessed wiv muse lol
• Nikki- baywatch bikini lmao. edward cullen <3
• Rob-he is such a gr8 m8 nd santa is his loverrrr
• Joseph-nail buddy
• James-help me wryt ransom notes
• Josh-evil indeed

JACK YOOO CAN BE A LEGEND COS OTHERWISE YOO WILL CRY
ILY BAB :DDDD even u r obsseseed with muse, fair dues, i lyk edward cullen.

cba to blog much, need to do science.

Ducklings are so pretty

awwww, the little duck is so sweet, it escaped agen but then it went bak in :S gordon/gertrude is silly, we have been trying to find him a new mummy but he perfers to eat nettles.

im actually obssessed.

i cant stop thinking, and panicing nd imagining thw worst wen no1 answers the phone.
'not bloody dead amy'
im gna try agen in a bit, ive been trying for the last hour, quiet a few times.

Dont you just love a woman wiv a moustache?

trampalinging is fun, my song for it is Bulletproof by la roux. got ladders in my tights- which are slippy on the trampaline.

Sabrina is on the grass. FLAT as a a PANCAKE. whilst the cows chase chickens.

POTNOODLES VS SUPERNOODLES

Potnoodles- they r watery and messy to eat. they dont taste very nice, i was loooking forward to eating them but was disappointed.

Supernoodles-delicious, look nice. easy to make and are easy to eat, doesnt make a mess.

CLEAR WINNER IS SUPERNOODLEs

im eating cold pizza.
had to save a duckling who lost his mummy. so sweet. i leapt off the trampalone in my tights lyk a superhero.

im considering becoming anorexic, it may work, im repulsed by food suddenly, except cold cheese nd tomato pizza nd chocolate muffins. one bad thing, in the book im reading, some dudes wife died. of anorexia.

i fatter than i thought. at least i can make sure skinny ppl (sophie) dnt starve themselves.

food diary-

• two spoonfuls of coco pops
• 99, (ice cream)
• half pot noodle
• 2 slices of cold pizza
• small muffin (mini)

Orphaned

There is a little chicken whose mother is ead, eaten by babyhorse (dog, chalky). i want to take the orphan home, why not? it cud have a hutch in the garden nd a run, oh yh. on the the other hand, zippy is a fiercesome hunter.

Mum made me coco pops nd those mega munchers things for breaksfast. they taste disgustting, but at least stella enjoyed them- she was salivating at the prospect.

Little chick thinks sophie is his mummy, he has fallen asleep in her arms.

Just went to see them, he has suh cute, tiny eyelids. soooo pretty. sophie him gertrude/gordon, depnding on his gender. im just saying him atm cos its easier.

i shud blog just once evryday, but sumtyms i post a blog, then i fink of sumfin i forgot to say.
going to a carboot sale later, myt see muggins- gypsy goldilocks- nd go on his kwl, spinny astronaut thingy. im wearing a skirt. uh oh.

found some quotes

• "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen
• "My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." Emo Philips
• "I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

Once upon a time......

The farm.

You would suppose that farms were idyllic, peaceful places. horses grazing, fluffy sheep sweet little chickens nd cows dolefully chewing grass.

It is not lyk that.

Not lyk that at all.

Me, mum and Mark crept around the orchard, because otherwise the cow would attack us because she thinks we are after her calves. (we're not after her calves btw) all the duck/geese/chickens were in their sheds ready to be locked up for the night. but henry (king goose, evil, i have a scar on my bum from where he bit me) nd the muscovy duck were in each others sheds. but me nd mum thought no worries! wot difference does it make?

two minutes later, we heard strange noises from the shed the muscovy duck was in, truns out he ws um, harassing the two lady geese, in a sexual manner. have you every seen or heard a horny duck? he was panting nd everything. i shooed him out, he was all horny lyk, nd i was scared he wud turn on me. he even tried it on with sitting duck :O

now he was out, that meant we had to swap him with henry. we culdnt put him in with henry. cos henry wud of beaten him up, its an alpha male thing, like with lions- he is the young, randy male nd henry is the boss, the pimp, teh KING. the problem was, henry is a problem to herd places. (he had a tough childhood you see). so when we did, he went the wrong way towards the other shed nd mark squealed nd threw metal wiry stuff at him, in his small childs panic.

eventually, we got henry in. then i poked him on the bum (because he is THAT fit, alan doesnt understood y i called henry fit this morning either) he went a bit crazy, so we left him to have his bgf (bitch goose fit) we herded the randy duck into the other shed (his rightful shed tbh) nd tayed a while to make sure he didnt (rape as i put it) yano, do 'things' to the other geese, ducks woteva they are. he didnt. i suggested that the geese/duck/woteva were lesibeans. mum found this amusant.

to conclude, life on the farm is not all it seem, calves do chase chinky, mad cats (i love lucy) and foreign ducsk do sexually harass geese, nd perhaps other waterfowl. right, cheerio, im off to play bonshon, ze biscuits may not be here, but we will playu in their honour.

Why i love Jack Norrish

1. Hes super awesome
2. Extremely fit
3. V.special
4. he understands me
5. he buys me oreos nd noodles
6. he makes me smile nd laugh
7. hes gr8 in bed
8. gives amazing lovebites
9. hermy likes pedro
10. kwl hair
11. very nice looking
12. strange lyk me
13. great kisser
14. he makes me happy
15. hes called jack
16. he colours his fringe in purple
17. he understands about my vampire fetish
18. theres an old man nearby ewwww he has string
19. my kitties love him
20. he strokes my pussy(cat)
21. he always replys wen i txt him
22. he is jealous of edward cullen
23. he watched twilight
24. he gives me his boxers
25. he can carry me
26. he never knows wen to say stop
27. he appreciates my sexual inneuendos
28. he plays the alleyway game
29. he plays the alleyway game WELLL
30. he likes south park
31. he has a big gun
32. hes all innocent wen i say how bout it?
33. he has comfy beds in his house
34. he finks im not fat bless
35. he wud never ever leave me
36. he is best mates with the girls
37. he calls me
38. he laughs at my jokes, even if they're not funny
39. he always thinks im pretty
40. great hugger
41. buys me flowers
42. he wants to have my babies
43. he lets me smell him, at least, i fink he knows bout that
44. he reads my blogs
45. he lyks my blogs
46. he fights for me
47. he leaves his guy lovers for me
48. he watched moulin rouge (until i took him downstairs for fun)
49. he lyked your song
50. he has bella lullaby on his phone
51. he has a kwl phone
52. pedro is kwl
53. he pays me compliements
54. literally ;)
55. he blogs about me
56. he is soo nice nd generous
57. he cares
58. he knows how to distract me
59. he is good at distracting me
60. pedro is kwl
61. he named his penis
62. he is not afraid to do things with guys
63. he stripped for me (nd sum other ppl)
64. he feeds me oreos ice cream
65. he hand-fed me chips
66. he bashed my mums tin (oooh bad boy)
67. he had great intentions
68. he changed his msn name to mr amy hardwick
69. he suports cats protection
70. he loves manbearpig
71. he has a gay best friend (who is fit)
72. he took his shirt off on webcam (emma was scared)
73. he copes with my inasnity
74. he copes with my families insanity
75. he survived three family mealtimes
76. he is good in caravans
77. his intials are j.i.n (lyk gin) lol
78. he poured away my ribena (wait! that aint good lol)
79. he doing a blog lyk this for me
80. he is supportive
81. he is also my best friend
82. he prepares himself mentelly
83. he finks he can do parkour ;)
84. he says he will hav a go at my mum
85. he sends me pis of jack stevens
86. he lets me rape him
87. he also consents
88. pedro wud love to meet me
89. he promises hugs
90. then delivers
91. he is camp sumtyms
92. he knows that swallowing ice is bad, unlike me
93. he has a me fetish
94. he wants to see the northern lights with me
95. he wants to marry me
96. he has fantasties (sexual ones) about me
97. he understand it wen i have big random moments
98. he straightened his fringe
99. he aint very good at suprises
100. he told me to do shopping cart racing in tescos
101. he picked me over joe
102. he loves me

miggins is sunning himself on the table :)

sophie has stolen my trainer, i threw 20p at her nd failed. finally saw my precious miggins, he is not chunky or chubby anymore. as livy wud say, he is CHUFF :D
v.bored. my book has seemed to become depressing with skulls nd funerals nd pirates. btw its chick lit, ah dear. alan he doesnt know what blogs are, but blog is lyk bog, so he finks its funny nd rude lol.
mark wants jack to go on webcam, hes fascinated. but he just went to eat his bread on the trampaline. sophie wants me to help her blog :O shocking i know! lol i am the blogger of ze family. what are albanians? haaah.

50 RAndom questions
1. Your name spelled backwards. kciwdrah nylyram yma
2. Where were your parents born? not a clue
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? pics from phone count?
4. What's your favorite restaurant? mcdonalds
5. Last time you swam in a pool? oh god, not recently dude
6. Have you ever been in a school play? oh yh
7. How many kids do you want? oooh lots
8. Type of music you dislike most? classical
9. Are you registered to vote? im too young
10. Do you have cable? yeeeeh
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? no but if i did i wud fall off
12. Ever prank call anybody? yes loads of ppl, saying they'd got free hol, nd there wre other tyms...
13. Ever get a parking ticket? I dont drive
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? YEEESSSSSSSSSS
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? menorca, spain
16. Do you have a garden? yes
17. What's your favorite comic strip? um dno, snoopy? i just lyk STRIPPING
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? actually yes i do
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? nighttimes
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? dno really, slumdog millionaire was really long so went in cupboard wiv jack lol
21. Favorite pizza topping? i lyk babrecue pizza
22. Chips or popcorn? chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? i just use chapstick, spearmint
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? god no
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? no way!
26. Orange or Apple juice? orange obv
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? i had mcdonalds wiv my gran nd uncle after church
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? kitkat
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? im the president. i cant vote :D
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? homegrown, never, tomatoes r eew anyhoo
31. Have you ever won a trophy? quite a few actually, rosettes too
32. Are you a good cook? i wud ay im okay
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? dno
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? piss off
35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite - neither
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? i go to SCHOOL retard
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? drugs nd a pregnancy test (hah!)
38. Ever throw up in public? not that i can rememember
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? true love, but money wud be nice, i wud marry a billionaire if he wasnt really old maybe
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? no, i fink its a gradual relisation , that suddenly springs on you one day nd shocks you
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? nope
42. Can exes be friends? three of my best mates r my exes lol, nd one of them i am now with, nd i love them tooo bits, literally mwa ha ha
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? didnt catch their name tbh
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yes i have thick hair
45. What message is on your answering machine? cant remember dnt fink ive done mine yet
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? ya mum!
47. What was the name of your first pet? cant remember, it was a black nd white rabbit
48. What is in your purse? phone charger, pills, paracetemol, headphones, paper, jacks bus pass (about that...) , sunglasses nd hairbrush
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Um is sex a legitimate answer here?
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? i can eat wot i want nd do wot i want nd i haz propa msn

MUDDAA ---- FUCCCAAA

Your ex and You: which one? meh.

I am listening to: nothing. silence.

I should:go to bed soon

I love: manbearpig :)

My best friend(s): nikki, cam, emma, jakc, will, rob etc lol

I don't understand:why i feel so sad sometimes

I have lost my respect for: those bitches

The meaning of my display name is:its britney bitch

I will always be: weird, insane,ttly random woteva

Love seems to: be amazing if it shares the same company as lust

I never ever want to lose: jack norrish :D

I get annoyed when:ppl annoy me

Do you like parties?: yes, especially ones when i get pissed haah

Today I: went skl, played out wiv emma 4 ages danced with a dog that looks lyk a foal (BABYHORSE!!!! :D)

I wish: i cud chose my life

played out with emma after skl

played the 'cliff, marry, shag' game

mark heard too much

(mr pike......)

uh oh

the lorry drivers waved at us

got asked for our number TWICE

i gave my real one of course

D-U-H

my outfit was awesome, as you know

but i kinda ended up looking lyk a lady of the night

home from the war, walking ina her dodgy shoes

no wonder the guy leered at me :/

nd behind me there greb/emos/all round tramps

(now they're gna kill me)

go "yeh motherfuckers"

with their groovy sealed boxes

got so paranoid 4t they were gna attack meh

ran home, if u cud call hobbling running

errr.....

Favorite Color: depnsd on my mood, probs purple

Favorite Car: pagini zonda f roadster

Favorite Movie: twilight

Favorite Hobby: reading, playing strip blackjack lmao

Favorite Song/Singer: um bonkers dizzee rascal, smells lyk team spirit-nirvana, full moo- black ghosts, songs from moulin rouge

Favorite Book/Author: stephanie mayer, the twilight series

Favorite School Subject: history or r.e or geography

Favorite Vacation Destination: i wna go to america! boston!!

Favorite Food: cheesecake

Favorite Restaurant: mcdonalds, im sorry i just love it

Favorite Animal: CATTTT

Favorite Store: topshop, fat face, spun out

Favorite Celebrity : noel fielding nd robert pattison

Favorite Childhood Friend: the blind white kitty from next door

Favorite Childhood Memory: drowning coz sis 4t i was a doll

Favorite Baby Name: baby ;)

Favorite Person In Your Life: person? not cat ryt? jack obv

Favorite Facebook Application : i lyks quizzes

at the farm once again

seen all the cats

except miggins nd lucy (my lurrrver, mother of my child)

Stolen Anything: not saying

Been Drunk Before Noon: YESSS

Had Sex In A Public Place: got off yes

Got Caught Telling A Lie: yehGot A Speeding Ticket:

Been Arrested: not legally

Littered: yes

Fantasized About A Co-Worker: no you

Cheated On A Test: all the time lol

Cheated In A Relationship: once, i was drunk

Failed A Class: 'fraid so

Screened Your Phone Calls: never

Eaten Food Off The Floor: i had a biccies earlier

Stuck Gum Under A Desk: eeww no

Wished You Were Someone Else: deffoo

Cried During A Movie: yes

HadA One Night Stand: nope

89 reasons why i love edward cullen

1. Because he's EDWARD CULLEN!!!!
2. Because he's a vampire.3. Because he sparkles in the sunlight.
4. Because he's a vegetarian.
5. Because he wants to suck my blood.
6. Because he loves baseball.
7. Because he wants to protect his virtue. ;)
8. Because he prefers brunettes.
9. Because he watches you in your sleep.
10. Because !!!!!!!!
11. Because he dazzles girls frequently.
12. Because he's a non-emo musician.
13. Because he has an extensive vocabulary.
14. Because he's unique in a cool, un-emo/goth/schoolshooter way.
15. Because he has pretty eyes. (that change colors!) *swoons*
16. Because he's old fashioned.
17. Because he's uber smart.
18. Because he's stronger than Superman.
19. Because he plays the piano perfectly.
20. Because he had green eyes when he was a human.
21. Because he drives a shiny volvo.22. Because he has bronze hair.
23. Because he loves his family.
24. Because he is a pessimist.
25. Because he is able to lift full-sized vans with one-hand.
26. Because he drives over the speed-limit
27. Because he's completely unselfish.
28. Because he's got style.
29. Because he has a car for only 'special occasions'
30. Because he'd rather be ripped to death than live without Bella.
31. Because you can practically smell his testosterone.
32. Because he has incredible powers of persuasion.
33. Because he would DIE for you.
34. Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.
35. Because he makes being a hostage fun.
26. Because he can read people's minds....
37. Because he sings you to sleep.
38. Because kryptonite doesn't bother him
39. Because he can read your mind
40. Because he is the modern day Romeo.
41. Because he makes girls' hearts want to jump out of their bodies and tap dance.
42. Because he promises 'Forever'
43. Because he has amazing self-restraint
44. Because he is every teenage girls fantasy
45. Because he holds you when you are asleep
46. Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion
47. Because he growls. 'nuff said.
48. Because, inwardly, we all have a thing for bloodplay
49. Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.
50. Because even after a century, he can still look utterly bewildered
51. Because he's rock-hard. (don't bother giggling, the pun is intended)
52. Because only a vampire can love you forever.
53. Because mood swings are hot.
54. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
55. Because he's the vampire who wants to be good.
56. Because he'd very happily break Jacob Black's face.
57. Because he will never leave you, even if you kiss another guy.
58. Because he runs faster than lightning speed.
59. Because he wants to save your soul.
60. Because he can climb into your room through your window
61. Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe
62. Because his breath smells like Heaven
63. Because he wouldn't die in a plane crash (and wouldn't let you die in one either)
64. Because he has a beautiful crooked smile.
65. Because he has skin like marble that glitters like diamonds in the sun.
66. Because he growls!
67. Because he is an angel.
68. Because he has passionate emotions.
69. Because he isn't afraid to admit said emotions.
70. Because he has a melodic chuckle.
71. Because he has perfect handwriting
72. Because he makes sarcasm sexy.
73. Because, even though he doesn't eat food, he still watches the Food Network
74. Because only he can pull off a volvo.
75. Because he can stay up all night. *winks*
76. Because vampires are forever.
77. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
78. Because he's not a werewolf.
79. Because vampires never looked so good.
80. He makes Austin Martins sexy.
81. He even makes old Chevy pick up trucks sexy!
82. Because he will never ever EVER let you get hurt
83. Because he bites.
84. Because he uses words like "unequivocally" in every day conversation
85. Because he will never have morning breath
86. Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps.
87. Because he kisses well even without tongue (imagine how he is with tongue!)
88. Because he'll love you forever, and he'll never let you go.
89. Because he's charming beyond compare.

Omigod

this outfit is awesome

• 1 black fingerless glove
• black beads
• grey heart top
• pink jacket with black birds on
• groovily coloured pink ra-ra skirt
• black tights
• black long socks with bows at top
• pointy pink (fairy) shoes

eating out of date (it was cam it was, woteva u say) yogurts makes me hyper. speaking of hyper oh errr, nice tym in german wiv anthony nd tom (god help me) things may of got out of hand, pulled tom off chair v.funny, but i dont love either of them, no matter wot they say.

three things on my mind

• paranoid- cameron says i was
• hero my arse, ffs,
• damn it! cant remember the third atm

dude!

Cameron is here :D d queer biaaaatch

he lyks my blogs
they are pretty aweshum
cba to blog

gna have sex with the sex
(aka cameron)
instead

INDEEDDDDD BIAAATCH

nd actually i do mean clud
have u never seen a clud?
they're AWESOME

amy-hi

Morning!!

Its 7-53! I shud be getting ready for school, im still in my sexy simpsons pjs, with my bedheadness.

Good morning starshine. the world says hello.

Mmmmm. Im confused.
should i be jealous? cant be too careful.

According to facebook im a fucking toaster dude.

fucking fuck.

i myt go eat sum shit
not literally shit, just yano
coco pops, which cud be made to look lyk shit atuaclly.

i found my lyrics
i was shattered last nyt
tho the pills did say u myt get sleepy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

get outta my fucking head! wot was in that fucking sugar? if it was even sugar. frigging pop ups- oim trying to sing so i dn tfail, become so paranoid, i hear weird noises, oh ryt, thats it, ive gone insane, up the bend, doo-llally, woteva the fuck they fucking calll itt. makes me depressed nd hyper nd half crazed, its a weird convo. need to stop laughing scarily lyk a peedo nd go nd lie down, take some sleepy pilllssss haaaaaaa

Panic attack

I definately cant find my lyrics- i shud of practised :( then i wud not of lost them. that reminds me, i need to practise guitar, cos the guy scares me. i think im going to cry, the sugar aint helped.

:(

remembered my dream from last nyt, got shot in the chest, dyed slowly, it hurt, i remember the pain, the darkness. shud my dreams be this realistic? nd why cant i stop dreaming about dying every single nyt.

I miss my ex boyfriend, but my aim is improving ;)

I feel sick.

This may be due to the fact i have eaten three packets of white chocolate buttons nd had two massiuve glasses of orange squash in the past half hour. i wna bbeeee sick, considered becoming bulimic, but thats annoying nd most of all, i cant be arsed. oon the other hand, i may feel ill because i ate an oil pastel this morning. bit it in half then swallowed. it tasted all.....pastely..... joe sed i was gna die- sophie was disappointed i didnt.

Speaking of sophie, she had a spaz on her bed, her evil small round face shining, like an translucent beacon.

my first mistake was not looking for my phone earlier, because now i cant speak to her until seven! nd god knows wots gna happen b4 then! tho if they did -get together- i wud lyk to see sum1s face. hah. damn her! nd i rang b4 6! i was rebellious!!! now im worried nd excited nd hyper cos i've had to much sugar. (sugar overdose may be due to the fact i just had some pure sugar out of boredom)

oh my fucking.

ive lost the lyrics (both) for my singing lesons 2moz. nd ive lost my important paper nd stickers for gymnastics tommorrrow.

im so done for. im now lyk the offical scarf women. love me, love my scarf. the scarf IS meh.

mieow

woof woof

omg i love that film

wedding crashers
wud have a wedding just for them to crash
(not that im saying i dnt wna wedding anyway)
but owen wilson nd vince vaughn
are sooooo funny

im a legend
cos of my um, fingersssss

AAH

why am i watching videos of fucking manatees?
literally
lets just say there are some things you just shoudlnt youtube
or google
sophie thinks im a perv
a manatee perv
fuck
fucking manantessssss

Just got back from church. Damn yoo hymn 214!!!

the hymn it was a killer, it had high note, really high ones nd today there were only to choir girls (including meh) we sucked at first then we did it goooooood. makes ya wna sing ABBA.

SINCE WEN DID I PUT THE CAPTIALS ON????????????

SINCE JUST THEN

dumbass

my throat still hurts
kill meh
(with ur women stick)
omg i ment wooden stick LMAO

i was supposed to do guitar practise everyday
have done none since ma lessons on thurday
but ma bro has taken it wiv to the farm
so i have an excuse

yay

oh bumma
588 words done
412 left
fuck it fuck it fuck it
fucking cat manatee

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

i've never felt so vunerable
the one person you want to protect you
is the one you need protecting from

it was so hard to say no
i only have so much self control

i want it, him, so badly

:/

Im on fire (:

tick tick tick
hmph

haaaa

paddy is ma little friend
me cam nd jack had a threesome
then out pops paddy
lyk a cork out a bottle

trust me to come up wiv sumfin alcohol related
i have disgarced my family
i was theONLY drunk one
haaaaa

the gatherings
tis lyk the mafia
so i shall probs get 'bumped off'
in the nxt month
so as to not disgrace my family further

my grandma is lyk the leader person
gangsta
she head0butts ppl
nd karate chops lyk jacie chan
wiv her crutches
(accorrding to my mother)

im gay
haaaaa

i have this MASSIVE craving for ice cream
i wud ttly DOOOOO anyone who gave me some ryt now
even a certain overweight maths teacher

ICE CREAM

JUST ONE CORNETTO GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!
had tht in my head all week

nikki rocks my pants

jizzy

Big Bang Theory

I worship Sheldon. i have curly hair.

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started.
Wait...The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG

just wna sing nd now me nd sophie r watching it yay!!!!

Kinky slinky :)

Sophie, dearest, please stop hitting me wiv the slinky, mark too. my head still hurts from wen i knee myself in the head wen i did a forward roll down i small hill in the park earlier wiv emma. DIV!!!!!! haaa yoo win dearie

OMG
KINKY+SLINKY=SKINKY
OH YES BABY

hmmm pretty disturbing news
how do i get to a hospital wivout explainging myself?
emma?
cameron?

hmph
als, it annoys me, how can cameron be straight? or even bi? he is the gayest dude ive met, tho the fings he told my ages ago no1 else knoes, i fink, well it was a long tym ago

jack tastes nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ero1LSHQGx4

I've changed.
A lot.
My ideals,
my hopes
my dreams.

Nd i fink its good.

Most of my friends are worth the love
that i have to share

I used to not care
boys were just things u cud pick up nd throw away
now,
they're wkd
i understand wot love is.

i used to be wanted to be treated lyk shit by my guy

now i want romance
flowers, roses, kisses , pressies, etc etc

i wna get married nd have babies

(lots of babies)

i want the WHOLE caboodle
nd i want it NOW
unfortunately im too young :(

its great to be loved
and to love


(PS GAREGG IZ LEGEND)

Oh. my. sainted. aunt. with. ten.cups.of.mustard. no. wait. i. dont.even.lyk.mustard.

ahhhh
i just may have a stalker
who finks im a lesibean
nd 56 :/

he googled me
nd my emil address
now i dnt know wot to do
me him nd livuy had convo

he says im weird
cant imagine why

im quite scared
will he hurt me?
how far away is tai pei nd latifvia?
omg he could READ this
as jack wud say
*facepalm*

no actually
*face repetitively hit against wall*

i better think of summat else
even tho i know ill dream bout him 2nyt
not in THAT way tho
in my dreams last nyt
i got shot two tyms
robert predicted that im gna die 2moz

yay (ish)

I haz a sex god between my thighs :)

dont have much tym
i love bridget jones
im sad
ashes to ashes
wot an ending

If nobody does it no more, why shud i?

No1 blogs anymore
it makes me sad

Sooo.........
Today was fun, nd i ttly earned it, by dusting, hoovering nd cleaning out the fridge. then walked to jacks- so glad i converted him to Twilight, nd now hes reading New Moon. Played many games lmao nd i cba to blog much. everyone keeps bugging me bout something that i know about but cba to talk bout. pissed off, how can ppl be so cruel? wathcing Never Been Kissed you see, nd it digusts me, how can ppl be so mean to Drew Barrymore???!!!!!!!!

Mrs Amy Marylyn Hardwick Norrish, i lyk the sound of that (:

Im talking of course, about, MANBEARPIG :D
Obiviously yesterday was a success in many ways, got covered in glitter when i hugged Zac, he was soooo good at dancing!! it makes you want to become a scarecrow :D then i saw one of my girlies from gymnastics, cute. bugger it, sum1 shud of told me u werent allowed to take piccytures. txted throughout.
random txt convo wiv joe
A-interesting. wna have a 3sum wiv jack?
J-oh go on then, whyever not
A-Haa, its at his house i get to do him first btw!
J-gah, not if i get him first you dont!
A-you bitch
J-i will fight you
A-well then, i hope u enjoy losing
J-i have mad 3sum domination skill. you dont stand a citrus twist
A-says the dude wiv the plastic dildo
J-better than your plasticine one, you mized the colours and everything
A-its called art you tramp!
J-not when its convered in lube nd sadness
A-oh its ooon!
J-oooooon, ooooooon on
A-Nemo :D
J-yes i am. im doing ma starfish dance!
A-same!
J-what if i get pregnant wiv starfish. then what.
A-then we celebrate the jewish way
J-bababa-bar mitzvah!
A-indeed, shall we be jewish?
J-but im a double-hindu
A-well, u can be part jewish
J-ok, ill absorb sum judaism from a rabbi. they have loads.
A-im a rabbi biaaaatch
J-oh noes, gimme some jew-ce
A-later, my cat licked my oreo
J-fuck it wiv a broom and take all its oreos then fuck them. fuck.
A-oh fuck
J-fucking fuck cat man
A-thats just immature, wna know a secret?
J-only if its a magical secret
A-yes it is
J-ok. if its not magic, so help me....
A-.............i shat my pants
J-ah, same. but it was twice as long and magical
A-my sister has hair
J-my cat has aids and now you're a terrible person
A-y?
J-because your sister has hair and my cat only has aids and you should feel bad for that
A-she wipes her face now
J-it comes off
A-Bra straps!
J-cucumber knives!
A-where?
J-ling ling has them
A- damn ling ling! wiv her purple pubes! gdnyt egg
J-yeah

(so ppl dont sue me, that convo was in no way offensive to jews, hindus, starfish, pregnant ppl, ppl wiv aids, ppl wiv hair, oreos, cucumber or ling ling
thankyou)

obese

errrgh
kill me
(wuldnt be hard i am soooo fat i wont be able to run)
had tooo many oreos
nd after the child tempted me wiv the dairy milk
just shove it in my mouth
child strokes me
i cry :)

emma tried save me
but it was too late
nd she got hit by a skateboard called george (WALKER!!!!!!!)

this is MY chair

Bob Marlery ILY!!!!!!!!

Emma just left, we were listening to lady gaga nd bob marley nd abusing fishes on fb, as you do. Heroin loves you too (:D) But wud be upset if u closed your blog. Pls call me :( im so lonely, i may go nd let the emos skateboard over me........... i give up,
AWESOME CUSS
ben- wna c my cock?
amy-never
ben-y not?
amy- not sure, but its so small i probs wuldnt even see it anyway.
ben-its pretty big
amy-says the blind man
YEEEEEEEEEEh
im 98% sexy
so wots up wiv the 2%?
im a failure
i just wanna EAT EAT EAT :(
ben is not talking to me anymore
shud i apoligise for insulting his manhood?
oh yh, WHAT MANHOOD?

thank you ladies nd gentlemen,
and goodnyt

"what is that? some kind of pigbearman?"
"No silly, its manbearpig"

MERDE :D

Meh.

I wna be thin!!! i wna be fit!!! it was so embarassing, the little girls made me feel soooo big nd i got tired b4 end of warm up. but cannot wait til nxt week, they r ssooo sweet nd nice nd its gna be sooooo fun. I am their leader :)

Singing lessons- suprising- cant tell any1 :(
So i told one person, Nicola (FIT)
She knows how much i wna rub it in that midgets face!!!!!!
yerrrrrrrrh!!!!!!!
But its hard to diet if ur emotionally blackamailed into eating a muffin :(

i have some bad news
jeffers has passed away
mum trod on him
the other night

R.I.P Jeffers my love
Friend
Father
Vicar
Sexy mothy beast

On a brighter note, i may have some good(ish)news, but if u fink about it aint that gd at all
i need to google some things
haaaaa wot a fool

i have checkered braces
nd fishnet tights nd gloves

NEMO

garegg wants to bite my fingernail
well who doesnt?

im gna look up lyrics for supermassive black hole nd sing them.

ily jack :)