Why i love Jack Norrish

1. Hes super awesome
2. Extremely fit
3. V.special
4. he understands me
5. he buys me oreos nd noodles
6. he makes me smile nd laugh
7. hes gr8 in bed
8. gives amazing lovebites
9. hermy likes pedro
10. kwl hair
11. very nice looking
12. strange lyk me
13. great kisser
14. he makes me happy
15. hes called jack
16. he colours his fringe in purple
17. he understands about my vampire fetish
18. theres an old man nearby ewwww he has string
19. my kitties love him
20. he strokes my pussy(cat)
21. he always replys wen i txt him
22. he is jealous of edward cullen
23. he watched twilight
24. he gives me his boxers
25. he can carry me
26. he never knows wen to say stop
27. he appreciates my sexual inneuendos
28. he plays the alleyway game
29. he plays the alleyway game WELLL
30. he likes south park
31. he has a big gun
32. hes all innocent wen i say how bout it?
33. he has comfy beds in his house
34. he finks im not fat bless
35. he wud never ever leave me
36. he is best mates with the girls
37. he calls me
38. he laughs at my jokes, even if they're not funny
39. he always thinks im pretty
40. great hugger
41. buys me flowers
42. he wants to have my babies
43. he lets me smell him, at least, i fink he knows bout that
44. he reads my blogs
45. he lyks my blogs
46. he fights for me
47. he leaves his guy lovers for me
48. he watched moulin rouge (until i took him downstairs for fun)
49. he lyked your song
50. he has bella lullaby on his phone
51. he has a kwl phone
52. pedro is kwl
53. he pays me compliements
54. literally ;)
55. he blogs about me
56. he is soo nice nd generous
57. he cares
58. he knows how to distract me
59. he is good at distracting me
60. pedro is kwl
61. he named his penis
62. he is not afraid to do things with guys
63. he stripped for me (nd sum other ppl)
64. he feeds me oreos ice cream
65. he hand-fed me chips
66. he bashed my mums tin (oooh bad boy)
67. he had great intentions
68. he changed his msn name to mr amy hardwick
69. he suports cats protection
70. he loves manbearpig
71. he has a gay best friend (who is fit)
72. he took his shirt off on webcam (emma was scared)
73. he copes with my inasnity
74. he copes with my families insanity
75. he survived three family mealtimes
76. he is good in caravans
77. his intials are j.i.n (lyk gin) lol
78. he poured away my ribena (wait! that aint good lol)
79. he doing a blog lyk this for me
80. he is supportive
81. he is also my best friend
82. he prepares himself mentelly
83. he finks he can do parkour ;)
84. he says he will hav a go at my mum
85. he sends me pis of jack stevens
86. he lets me rape him
87. he also consents
88. pedro wud love to meet me
89. he promises hugs
90. then delivers
91. he is camp sumtyms
92. he knows that swallowing ice is bad, unlike me
93. he has a me fetish
94. he wants to see the northern lights with me
95. he wants to marry me
96. he has fantasties (sexual ones) about me
97. he understand it wen i have big random moments
98. he straightened his fringe
99. he aint very good at suprises
100. he told me to do shopping cart racing in tescos
101. he picked me over joe
102. he loves me