Saturday, 13 June 2009

Im on fire (:

tick tick tick
hmph

haaaa

paddy is ma little friend
me cam nd jack had a threesome
then out pops paddy
lyk a cork out a bottle

trust me to come up wiv sumfin alcohol related
i have disgarced my family
i was theONLY drunk one
haaaaa

the gatherings
tis lyk the mafia
so i shall probs get 'bumped off'
in the nxt month
so as to not disgrace my family further

my grandma is lyk the leader person
gangsta
she head0butts ppl
nd karate chops lyk jacie chan
wiv her crutches
(accorrding to my mother)

im gay
haaaaa

i have this MASSIVE craving for ice cream
i wud ttly DOOOOO anyone who gave me some ryt now
even a certain overweight maths teacher

ICE CREAM

JUST ONE CORNETTO GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!
had tht in my head all week

nikki rocks my pants

jizzy

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