GAREGG

-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.

-Garegg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, Garegg often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-Garegg has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Garegg wills it to be so.

-Garegg really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-Garegg once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Garegg could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-Garegg CAN believe it's not butter.

-When Garegg does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-There are no steroids in baseball, just players Garegg has breathed on.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Garegg.