Mrs Amy Marylyn Hardwick Norrish, i lyk the sound of that (:

Im talking of course, about, MANBEARPIG :D
Obiviously yesterday was a success in many ways, got covered in glitter when i hugged Zac, he was soooo good at dancing!! it makes you want to become a scarecrow :D then i saw one of my girlies from gymnastics, cute. bugger it, sum1 shud of told me u werent allowed to take piccytures. txted throughout.
random txt convo wiv joe
A-interesting. wna have a 3sum wiv jack?
J-oh go on then, whyever not
A-Haa, its at his house i get to do him first btw!
J-gah, not if i get him first you dont!
A-you bitch
J-i will fight you
A-well then, i hope u enjoy losing
J-i have mad 3sum domination skill. you dont stand a citrus twist
A-says the dude wiv the plastic dildo
J-better than your plasticine one, you mized the colours and everything
A-its called art you tramp!
J-not when its convered in lube nd sadness
A-oh its ooon!
J-oooooon, ooooooon on
A-Nemo :D
J-yes i am. im doing ma starfish dance!
A-same!
J-what if i get pregnant wiv starfish. then what.
A-then we celebrate the jewish way
J-bababa-bar mitzvah!
A-indeed, shall we be jewish?
J-but im a double-hindu
A-well, u can be part jewish
J-ok, ill absorb sum judaism from a rabbi. they have loads.
A-im a rabbi biaaaatch
J-oh noes, gimme some jew-ce
A-later, my cat licked my oreo
J-fuck it wiv a broom and take all its oreos then fuck them. fuck.
A-oh fuck
J-fucking fuck cat man
A-thats just immature, wna know a secret?
J-only if its a magical secret
A-yes it is
J-ok. if its not magic, so help me....
A-.............i shat my pants
J-ah, same. but it was twice as long and magical
A-my sister has hair
J-my cat has aids and now you're a terrible person
A-y?
J-because your sister has hair and my cat only has aids and you should feel bad for that
A-she wipes her face now
J-it comes off
A-Bra straps!
J-cucumber knives!
A-where?
J-ling ling has them
A- damn ling ling! wiv her purple pubes! gdnyt egg
J-yeah

(so ppl dont sue me, that convo was in no way offensive to jews, hindus, starfish, pregnant ppl, ppl wiv aids, ppl wiv hair, oreos, cucumber or ling ling
thankyou)