Manbearpig.

In case you hadn't already discovered, i have a new blog, but if you don't like it, don't tell me. just don't read it, i'm not forcing anyone... 'cept my stalker cos she's seexy :D

Look on my facebook for the link, because i'm too lazy xx

TRACTORS....

I'm being pulled in lots of differant directions.... though no literally cos that would be scary and probably quite painful.
Unless you're a stretchy man :D
Then it would just be a normal day in your stretchy life...

....Not sure where i'm going with this....

I guess i'm gonna have to stop avoiding my problems, and do something about it :/ Though the confusion is so overwhelming. I wish it was much simplier.
I am becoming much like old me, and that isn't a good thing at all. Except it's worse this time. I have a conscience. I know how it feels to really hurt someone, to break a heart. To have your heart broken...

She's like a star

I want what i had a year ago, the trsust, the simplicity, the love and the happiness. Now i want the impossible.

One thing i do know is, i have more self control than i thought i did.

In P.E, good times and bad times. Bad times.. getting my bra nearly undone D: and then making my hip hurt more by running, though it was worth it, i kegged Cameron, so he chased me, don't think i kegged him real bad though, but some girls behind started squealing and saying 'eee i saw a gay guy's...' didn't know what they said or saw, i was too busy running.... for my life.
God Cam can run quite fast.
Good times would be doing my 2nd favourite sport with Nikki- perving :D YUMMY x

Never trust a man with more facial hair than Jazib, or like Will says, never trust Jazib.

You think i'm sick and twisted now? You haven't even seen my kitten porn...

SO LONG FELLOW PRINCESSES!!!

BL.

Totally addicted to bass :)

I don't know what i want anymore, except to be loved, and not get knocked down by a bus, something i'm finding increasingly hard.

R.e exam didn't go very well, firstly, i didnt make much effort because i thought it was a mock, it wasn't... Then one of the questions was 'who was a religious person who campaigned for peace' (well summat like that) i just simply put 'Dahli Lama, because he was a buddhist'
A* here i come....

Right, cross your arms, now try and cross them the other way, it feels wrong doesn't it? I discovered this earlier...

Nikki is an ICT keeno :D
NAh, i just love her to pieces and pieces <3

I love my nan nd uncle :D

They blackmailed me, let me go on computer now nd they wash up, all i have to do is support their campaign to watch corantion street later :D

We were all sitting at table, eating dominoes, then i get a packet of fags out
Me-Anyone got a lighter?
Nanna-I've told u, no smoking at the table!
Uncle-You shouldn't be smoking at your age, thought you were trying to quit.

This ain't a scene, it's an arms race.....?

I decided i wa sso cool in maths, because i could write 'Dead!" on the calculator like the MCR song (for all you r'tards out there....)

Jack got raped at lunch, both Jacks, Stevens and Norrish. I was in charge of gagging, it was MY scarf. I actually have that raping on film, Norrish's iphone.

Also at lunch, we decided that Abbi has extra mudkips up her um... chuff. All girls do, but Abbi has more and has to cork it up :D this made Emo boy v.happy, though i suppose it was the mudkips. A while was spent just saying mudkip.
Abbi, if you're reading this, see what you've done...

Blew up balloons earlier, after i had filled them with water to stretch them and got water everywhere, its funny watching yourself blow up balloons in the morning.

Just wanna say Happy Birthday to my lil brother Dougie :D

Dominoes for tea xD

My baby cat thought that smarties were munchies, so when he tried to eat them, i tipped them on him, then i put the box on his head and he balanced it like a pro :)Though i think he was asleep and just didnt give a shit.

Im happy cos my team edward top came yesterday :D i had a good weekend basically, 'cept when Jack's lil five year old niece came up to me and grabbed my boob and shouted 'boobie' and ran off. I was scared.

Put socks up sister's top for storage, HAHA SOCK HUNCHBACK!!!

Don't mix milkshake and actimel, vair vair digusting, yano what else is disgusting, JACK STEVENS LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!!!!!!!! :O
Someone call Heat magazine...

THATS WHAT SHE SAID= TWSS <3

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.... THE GAME......

The 16th of May

I have to pretend I'm okay, even though I'm not, I can't believe myself, I let myself just getting hurt, again and again. Leopards don't changed there spots, once a liar, always a liar. Selfish people dont change. He's been lying to so many people, it's disgusting Did I ever factor into the equation, I am so nothing, non-existent. I am so stupid. I was never good for anything, I would escape now, except for that I need to stay. I must hide my pain, just like I keep doing. I was so blind, so arrogant. I just wish I could have a bit of happiness come into my life.

I actually feel sick.

Maybe I'll stop crying soon.

I don't think I can do this any more. How come he gets everything, and I get nothing?
Life is just so unfair, and I can't stand it any more.

Don't see the point in blogging, most of my friends don't seem to trust me at the moment, they just think I'm a stupid slag :( I probably am.

There's more heartbreak soon. If you think of what's going to happen. Because I know that apparently I made you who you are now, a better person, that is not that nice, nor trustworthy. Because I know you settled for me, me not being the girl you wanted. Because I know you didn't really mean what you said, me being a in different country. I've got three different heartbreaks, that are all kind of the same, except one is the most painful.

I could try swearing off it, but it never works, I can't. How could I of gotten so far, yet so quickly gone back to where I was?

I'm kinda angry, very angry. I want to warn people but no one will believe me, how about you get yourselves hurt, then join my club.

Not sure how I'm going to cope, but I'll find a way, I don't have a choice really.

All time low- good band

So I've finally finished cleaning/tidying Jack's room. I'm hot and tired and hungry. It took me about 2 and a half hours approximately :D Most of that was spent picking up bb gun balls and hiding from a daddy long legs.

Throughout the time I have spent on the room, my soundtracks have been Usher, Taio Cruz, Beyonce, All time low, Example, Rihanna and 30 seconds to Mars.

Not sure what to do with myself now.

I can see Briccy stores through the window, it tempts me :/

Wish i knew how to get on WoW or how to plug in Xbox :D

Now watching Hotel for dogs (:

dogs are awesome

Paranoia is in bloom.

I would usually have some form of a blog prepared, but seriously, fuck it. I am so fucking tired, i cannot be bothered.

One thing, of DofE, we did this awesome, trick, i need to show you people some how :D It was sooo amazing!!!

Anyways, that's it.

'Cos i'm going outta my head, and i need to know, do you feel the same way?'

So i think i'm home alone, there aint any family :L just cats... Thanks for telling me guys lol

I'm changing. Thats all i can say.
Currently too hyper to blog.

!!!!!

I have amazing over powering love for flo monster and winston (:

mwahaha

After weetibix being mentioned in science, i had the need to shout out..... 'Shreddies are knitted by nanas!!' yeah nana.....

I wish i knew the pizza fairy, i want him to get me a poney, and i've tried to make him appear, to no avail.

Why the fuck is nikkis shower alive?
(cos it pervs on her apparently.... same...)

I have a question to pose, and when you have read this blog, please comment what you think
DOES VOLDEMORT HAVE A WILLY?

Nothing is what it seems.

Yesterday i convinced my mum and brother that you could pick the gender of baby, well, fetuses. Spent 10 minutes convinving them. Gullible much?

Sperm is good for you teeth, found this out and it conjuired up weird images of people cumming onto toothbrushes and then brushing their teeth.

My cat looks like a zebra. My baby is soooo cute.

Omgosh, i love Paul Wesley, Noel Fielding, Jared Leto, Ed Westwick and Rob Patz.

MUMMY.

I'm going to be okay, i get to the bottom, then i have something that keeps me sane.

Okay, right, this is gonna sound really weird.
There are two types of lust, firstly, there is the the powerful 'i must have you now', you can't wait for anything, the urgency is terrifying. Then secondly, there is the slow filling up of lust that pools your stomach. It is like ripples through you, and you can savour it.

YAY FOR SHARING!!

There aint no rest for the wicked.

Twirling scissors on finger, not my best idea. Seeing how clumsy i can be.

Crazy hoover times today, hoovered everything, table, sister, Cameron, a daddy long legs, i felt kinda guilty bout that. I got abit hyper.
Boobs nearly got hoovered.

Walking in the rain earlier, i thought 'screw it' which is suprising for me, though i regretted it later when my fringe went spazzy, damn you fringe. Wondered out loud why my hair went curly..... cos it is naturally.

I like trains.

Doctor who wasnt very scary, but Matt Smith's doctor is very cute, like a puppy. Sister wants to nibble him.

Noone can be 100% happy, there are always underlying insecurities that can make the perfect moments, not perfect. And if a moment is apparently perfect, you feel will sad, that the moment will end.

Nothing is what it seems.

life is pretty normal today.... i love MLIA (:

Today I woke up and rolled over in bed. There was a slice of bread nailed to the wall. MLIA.

Today, My mom got mad at me because I was playing around with a cane, pretending I was a cripple, she said I was making fun of cripples. Two minutes later, I tripped and fell down the stairs, and broke my leg. I now require the use of the cane. MLIA.

Yesterday, my friend walked up to me, put her head down, licked my elbow, stood up and said, "Because you can't". It was the funniest thing that happened all day. MLIA.

Today, a few friends and I were ordering pizza online and under "special requests" my friend wrote, please be wearing a newspaper pirate hat. When the delivery guy showed up at the house he wasn't wearing a newspaper pirate hat but his response was " i'm sorry, we didn't have any newspaper and I can't wear a pirate hat, that would be a disgrace to ninjas everywhere." Best. Pizza Delivery Guy. Ever. MLIA.

Today, I heard my dad say "I can't do this. Its not big enough", to which I giggled and screamed "Thats what she said!!!!" from my room. Only to have him call me in the kitchen and lecture me on sex for thirty minutes. When I told him that it was a joke and everyone says it, I got another lecture on peer pressure. MLIA.

Today, I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said 'I'll bet you 1 dollar you'll read this sign'. I didn't give him a dollar, I gave him 10. He fist-bumped me. MLIA.

Last week, Jehovah witnesses came to our house. My brother answered the door and before they could say anything, he said: "Listen, could you come back later? We're sacrificing an animal right now." They haven't been back since. MLIA.

I was starting to get realllllyyyy tired with the whole Google vs. Yahoo battle. But then, I tried it. I typed in "So I was" in both. Yahoo gave me "So I was thinking." Google said "So I was in the shower eating a cookie." I now realize that it isn't much of a battle-Google wins every time. MLIA

Today, one of my friends joined a Facebook group "I hate it when I'm trying to concentrate and a Llama is looking at me slyly." Me, too. Me, too. MLIA.

A while back, during AP Euro, my teacher said, "God?" during his lecture. A boy, who hadn't previously been paying attention, responded, "Yes?" MLIA.

Today I didn't realize how badly I had to go to the bathroom until I sneezed so hard that I peed in my pants. MLIA.

Today I realized that my favorite inspiring quote is 'Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.' MLIA.

Life does go on

I thought i would be sad forever, i thought i would never get over him, how wrong could i of been? Time really is a healer.
I can't deny my feelings, because i can't help how i feel. But i'm not going to fight them, it's useless, so i'm just going to learn to live with them.
But i'm not gonna say i'm completely over him, him being my first love and all,but i'm in a good place. He can't hurt me anymore. All that's left is the little part of you that will always belong to your first love, or even just exes. I only have one issue left, but i think there's always going to be be a small scar on my pshye, but i've got worse ones, and i live with them, so i'll be okay.

I'm learing at the moment, to get what i can from life, my mottos are 'carpe diem' and you only live once.
I can honestly say i am scared of falling of falling in love again, sometimes i wish it would never happen. But it will, and scared as i am of getting hurt, i hope i won't, though knowing my luck, it wouldnt be suprising, i am a magnet for hurt.

I'm stronger now, but i still don't know what i want. But i'm not worried, who knows what will happen?

God, i need to stop thinking now, it kinda hurts.

Cameron is molesting my back with his foot, tis vair vair sexy.

Yesterday, this guy gave me evils, so i rubbed my tummy and whispered loudly 'they're onto us'... evils turned into quite scared.

Tea time was crazy with Camern and the fam, we went crazy, there was pepper everywhere... everywhere being mum's plate. Introduced CAmeron to Hothrag, watch out for that guys.

You smell like my fourth victim

Au revior me lovelies!

MONKEYS. Swash swash buckle buckle :)

Im going to get through this, i see a light at the end of a tunnel, metaphorically, i dont like tunnels, they bore me.

God i love my friends. There are just some people, i just know i cant live without, they are my life rafts.

I love monkeys. monkeys. monkeys.
Dont think im gonna win that chocolate in science. MWA HA HA.

IM UR VENUS, IM UR FIRE.... UR DESIRE....?

I asked mum what gender she was, and stuff bout genders, whenever i said gender, she shouted bender.... everytime (mlia?)

Little brothers are kinda gross, went out for a walk earlier, came back, as i was walking down my street i saw my brother, sitting on his window, picking his nose. gross.

I have quite a big blue bruise from where the quadrat got me.

Nikki is the sun because she brightens my days and she is warmth, and she is ttly hot.
Whereas i am the moon, i am the oopsite of Nikki, and the place where men land first.... :D i have got lots of holes ;) and am kinda cheesy
(not ttly sure if that landing thing is a good thing)

I'm being adventorous tonight, ravoli.... dill and salmon xD
What the fuck is dill? LOL

Queen of Stupidity xD

Okay, so i left my bag at Cadets, which has kind of important stuff in. Yeah, i'm completely idiotic and stupid. Seems like i've been making lots of mistakes recently, i don't feel like myself at the moment.

Stabbed myself with a quadrat yesterday, didn't even know that was possible.

There's only one thing more boring than teaching maths, and that's learning maths.

I don't feel good, i feel like crap. It could be stress, i am very stressed, and with exams coming up in a couple of weeks, and me being too lazy to bloody do any homework or coursework, i am truly fucked. I'm just so tired at the moment.

Been reading my very old blog posts and then my old blog, i used to be so innocent and things used to be so simple. Sometime i wish i could just turn back time and do myself and everyone else a favour.

I think my heart is breaking again. Not even sure what for. And i only just got it back together.

Little white lies get twisted outta proportion.

I know how you feel, i'm the mistake you made. The person you regret meeting. Without me life would be much simpler. I just fucked everything up. Cos thats what i am, i ruin things, it's what i do, i can't help it. I'm just a stupid little girl. And i'm sorry.

On a lighter note, please check out asdf movies on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sla1At5J1Xc

Ignore advert at the start. This is both of Tomska's vids together.
Very clever.

Someone was right, i do need to toughen up.

Best memory- the wholesome feeling of contentment and completeness i once had for a few hours on a beach in great yarmouth. i was 100% happy.

Worst memory- a time after cadets once.

Best dream- when i flew in primary school, it was very very realistic, i still sometimes wonder if it was real.

Worst nightmare- anything involving spiders

Weaknesses- huge consceinece. easy upset. low self esteem.

Strengths- protective over friends, confident (sometimes)

Would you...
die for a friend? yes
die for your crush/bf/gf? yes
die for your family? yes
ever kill yourself? only if it ment saving someone else
Kill someone else? only if it was a person who had done something obscene
If you had to choose- save your cat or save your enemy? cat :) lol
rather freeze or burn to death? burn
admit you love someone? yes, even though its a stupid thing to do
break the law or lie to save a friend? anytime

Have you ever...
cut yourself? yes
been in love? yes, once
thought about suicide? yes
hated someone so much you thought you would really kill them? yes ties in with the protectiveness
starved yourself? yes
forced yourself to cry? yes, until i was dry
forced yourself to throw up? once

Which is worse?
losing all your old memories or never being able to make new ones- never being able to make new ones, because its the future you shud think about, not the past if you have to choose.
being rejected by someone you love or having your feelings returned only...
to be dumped a month later- being rejected, at least you get one month of happiness, thats better than none
being raped or willingly having sex and later regretting it- being raped
having no emotions or only being happy once every couple of months- only being happy once every couple of months, cos i wuldnt mind having no emotions
losing all your friends on earth or never having found God- losing all your friends, duh
being dumped or dumping someone- being dumped
falling in love with an anime character or falling in love with a celebrity- celebrity, cos at least anime characters arent alive, they are just unreachable, like celebrities.
a friend moving away or losing touch with a friend who lives right near you- a friend moving away

The general election, eurovision for straight people.

Sleepover is good yesterday, cant really remember what actually happened. 'Cept that i dipped chinese pancakes in barcardi breezer, and that Cameron was just lying on floor giggling very hard. Then he wore my hello kitty pjs. Good times.

I love scrubs nd russel howard nd friends nd south park nd gossip girl.

All i can say is, don't marry a german, they have monkey feet.

And even if you hide at sea, there are owls in the navy! (on robs laptop)

Russel howard's good news is hilarious. I peed myself... a lil bit.... a lot....

Watched Troy last night, very bumful. Got me thinking, when was underwear invented?
Thanks google.
History Of Underwear

Men and women have worn underwear for thousands of years, though its doubtful anybody today would be caught dead in some of the earliest models! Loincloths were originally outerwear, first worn by cave dwellers, then Egyptians and Romans, gradually becoming underwear along the way.

Around the 13th Century, pull on underpants were invented and underwear became an important garment. Not only did underwear help shape the wearer’s figure, it also kept their clean clothes from touching skin. In Europe the underwear evolution went into full swing – men started wearing corsets, cod pieces, stockings, long johns, undershirts and drawers.

Food for thought.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

But what if the cow doesnt want to sell up?

I am hungry now.

Guv'

These days you cannot say what you want. You'll be judged and/or it wont make a differance.

So what's the point?

I wanna blog bout things, but people would find it supicious.

Rolling down hill very funny, moi et ma petit Nikki :)

http://www.facebook.com/amyhardwick?v=wall&story_fbid=389390934489#!/video/video.php?v=1374793404701&subj=596594489

OWLS, everyone is fond of owls.

You only live once.

It seems recklessness is a much attractive thing. Carelessness haha. I need to start living. Recklessness more fun perhaps?

I'm quite happy, and leave me be, because im scared the mood wont last, cos things always get ruined for me. i'm not gna ruin this myself, but im scared someone else will.

Got a biscuit thrown at me in frenhc, v.random.A custard cream? a digestive?
Both....?

I feel like an outsider.

Have you ever thought 'fuck this', every single day....

I swear that recently i've just been letting everyone down, im not doing the right things or saying the right things. It's just, i dont know what is right. I dont know what im doing anymore, who i am. Im not being cheesy, i honestly dont know. I dont know why i cry when i cry, and i dont know what i want. It's lyk limbo of being sure and knowing. Am i distant? i wouldnt know, cos i dont know anything. but im sure distant from myself. Swear im pushing people away, thats wot it feels lyk, tho im not, and more people dislike i think. Im lyk an outsider. I dont belong anywhere atm.

Owls.... hehe sperm whales.....

Raw egg is gross.

My look is a cross between a five year old boy and a scarecrow.

Learning about sustainability in science, asked Sir if he'd been to prison, he said no but he may be soon. So i said "Sir, where is the nearest prison?"

Also in science, i laughed at the desk vandalism, 'i hate emos'-> 'i hate emos'->
'cheesy' so i added -> 'i like turtles', then drew a turtle.

So i passed my one star shooting for cadets. First time on the weapon, and i got 65. Thats good, im so used to failing at stuff.

Ask me no questions, and i will tell you no lies.

I wish i could change things, because i have hurt so many people. Wouldnt it be easier just to get rid of me guys?

'Kiss me quicky, i'm losing, can we live forever?' Aiden....

Mum gives me advice on being a slag, well not being one, 'you don't want to be the villiage bicycle' what mum? 'everybody gets a ride...' ha bloody ha

You know you're cool when you run round Hobbycraft pretending to be french, filling up you pull-along trolley thing with stuff you hope mum will buy. Trick her by putting packets of mini egss over the stuff you hoarded. I needed the wacky string, ready to sew baby turtle and otter.... and the sponges shaped like planes and ducks. I love hoobycraft.

(HOOBY!)

Coke is just disgusting. Especially when it dribbles out ur nose.... NOT A SNEEZE

Good weekend, apart from stupid bloody bossy siblings. Today was extraa awesome. Good park times, introduced Florence to the i have never game, i got coke everywhere, made my arm sticky. Things were pretty kinky with Nikki, but they usually are. Im sorry for putting your blackberry down my jeggings Jack :D So funny when i threw Nikki's shoe nd it hit her in face..... woops..... Evil cat was all friendly and pretty. Kinky bench, but didnt do my dare and make the sexy noises. DAn with his awesome that's what she said joke, well, i actually missed it but oh well... Cameron raped me again and again LOL.

Then that Tiny TEmpa song came on nd reminded of gd time with Nikki, in Alive.

Im a terribly stupid person, i need to sort myself out. Im so fucked. And scared.

Stalkers and pudding times

DAmn you pudding. Just cos i dont have a microwave, doesn't mean you can destroy my life with wafts of caramelness. STUPID CADBURYS CARAMEL PUDDING. The oven doesn't work for it, it won't go hot inside, and sister won't let me eat it because i'll get food poisoning, but do i even care?! NO!!! So i ahd a few sneaky mouthfulls, but it tasted wrong, like the wrongness when you lick guinea pigs, oh memories.... *shudders* So yeah, i'm mad, i get into these moods where i just wanna throw plates and bowls and listen to the crockery smash. OH baby.... yeeee.....

How do u know your blog is successful? You get a stalker, it's my 2nd stalker in life, and this time she's pretty, she says she's not. BUT MEGHAM YOOOO ARE!!!! I might leave some biscuits for her in the bushes outside my house, though lil midget cat, my baby, will prob nibble on them and fattie shmee will lick em.

Here's our heartwarming heart to heart (you can never have too many hearts in a sentance)
Megan
omg im not a stalker btw but your blog is the funniest thing ive ever read!

Me
thanks :)
im happy now
i wud appreciate it if u were a stalker, cos ur pretty nd my last one was kinda ugly lol
Megan
im not pretty, see your funny all the time!

Me
well.....
YES U ARE

Megan
no im not buh ill be your stalker

Me
yay, a pretty stalker

Megan
ugly stalker **

Me
NO!

Megan
so what do i do as yuor stalker??

Me
stalk me!
yay, i must do another blog.....
i usuually do bout 1 or 3 a day
not 3, two silly me

Megan
3 is a magic number amy !!

Me
only for sexual things.... ;)

Megan
ahaa ... indeed

Me
so.... goats.....

egan
hmm yeahh i errr was thiinking about goats this morning. time travelling is a big issue...

Me
u were in bed wiv a goat? wow :D

Megan
well what can i say.

Me
how do u know it wasnt me dressed as a goat?

Megan
ahh well i wouldnt apart from it was actually president obama dressed as a goat

Me
hes awesome
he rides dragons

Megan
and milk floats

Me
we used to be best mates, then he got mad wiv me

Megan
why?

Me
becuase i slept wiv his wife

Megan
ahhh i had that problem with tony blair :/

Me
not gordon brown tho, she is FUGLY


Megan
she reallyy is. i mean heard of a nose job?!

'You got pregnant for funny? Dina, if he's funny laugh!'

Okay, well, im blogging on Cameron's lap, can't say it's a first.

My two life dreams are to skinny dip and watch all FRiends series in a row, non stop basically.

Good day with my buddies nd fellow biscuiteers xD James Bond is like the Doctor. Cos the faces like, change.

We were wondering how birds do it.
Male birds have two testes that produce sperm, and most female birds usually have only one ovary that produces eggs. A bird's testes or ovary greatly increase in size during the breeding season. Their small size during the rest of the year lightens the load for flight. The cloaca is the outlet for eggs or sperm.

Im kinda frustrated, nothing really happened. Hardly a change. I suppose i shall give it time.

Yet, i dont mind that much.

Im not scared am i..... no......

Not again....

Awh ffs, seriusly, just shhoot me.

Racing the OAPS

Walking this morning, old granny further up on oopsite side of the road, decided to see if i cud beat her to top of road. i think she knew i was racing her. i won!

And truth be told i miss you, but truth be told IM LYING

Well, i never thought i could be so bold. But i said it, i wasnt kidding and there is no going back now.

How to keep yourself oocupied in maths, how to pass the time, have fantasies. LOL

So it's the election soon, i've been looking at the manifestos, well when i say looking, i mean, trying to find one that isnt short. So instead i have a joke. I do have one thing to say about the parties, Nick Clegg has tiny eyes, eyes that have no emotion. Is he a robot?

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.
‘Hello…Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, ‘Hello! Is
anyone down there?’
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;
‘Vote for GORDON BROWN! Vote for GORDON BROWN!’
Snow White fell to her knees, praying, ‘Oh,
thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive….!’

The title of this blog is relevant. Been singing that song. Cos finally i am over him. I mean, u will always feel abit weird if you see an ex with someone else, but apart from that im good. I got tested today, im not even attracted to him anymore, no more than i am any other guy.

I think im a bad person, a very bad one in fact.

listen up guys.

look, if you like a girl, tell her. dont be a coward. these days you are so cowardly, never making the first move. have u ever heard of being a gentleman, or whatever its called. if you want me, kiss me. Girls love spontaneoity

Grow some balls, excuse my pun.

ffs, i am so pissed at everything.

I grew up on the street, not the hood, the sesame street, JD, SCRUBS

I can't believe i got sent out in french, i didnt do anything lol. 'Cept admitting it was okay to throw things. It is though.... as long as it aint like knives of summat.

My dress fell down in the co-op, dont think anyone noticed, though if someone check the camera, the one aimed at the ice cream... do they even have cams in the co-op?

CURSE you monsieur apps!

I am a bad girl, Nikki should spank me, or Flo-monster... LOL

STICKY, THINGY, STEVIE nd FLO-MONSTER.... three biscuiteers!

Sometimes i look at myself and think 'what a freak'

Science. Stevie anf Flo-Monster, back row troublemakers, catapulting marshmellows at Cameron's innocent back. Wearing lil hats.

Me nd Noel fielding shall have tea pot ninja children.

Rachel lent me Vampire diaries book, i've read it already. Less than a day. Took me bout five hours (approx).

Just asked mum if i am allowed say 'twat', she said no.....

I'm allowed to say ninja? WTH mother?!

Mark was in trouble, tried to bite him.

I like vampires :L

AND I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF

OCD Obsessive Cullen Disorder (:

I think i aged ten years in Art today, i shouted out that Josh had an stupid name and a crap personality. It was just a joke, but the subsitute teacher decided to give me a ten minute lecture on seeing the best in people, while i pretended to be interested. By the end i had given up on life and felt so tired, practically drained of energy. I'm not living this down for a while.

Watching veronica mars.

I always have food on myself, doritos in cleavage, custard cream on face, ice cream on elbow. Food fights by myself? Possible.

I should probably have tea nd get ready, yeah... but where's my pizza?
There really shud be more to life than pizza, but there aint... ;) LOL

No artifical lighting.

‘Close your eyes, the rain won’t wash away.’

The dangers of lamp-posts, a dedication.
1. They are very tall, and tall things are dangerous, like trees and skyscrapers.
2. They have been pissed on by god-knows-what (dinosaurs?!) which makes them good for bacteria and germs, but bad for you.
3. If they don’t work at night you can’t see where you are going, and that in itself is bad.
4. If you walk into it, either blind, drunk, or just plain stupid, it will hurt.
5. It is well known that lamp-posts are extremely evil and are plotting world domination, as are beavers and Simon Cowell (those two are working together, against the owls)- for all those Weebl fans (you tube it)

Don’t have regrets, they are pointless, you can’t change what happened yesterday or earlier, or the days before now. You might as well move on, and learn from your mistakes. Because what other choice do you have? Except to not learn from mistakes, and then keep on making them.

Emotional pain turns physical when bad, and also in a good way too, kind of. If you miss someone so badly, it feels like you’ve got a giant hole punch in your chest, which only they can fill. The irony is, that when you need someone the most, they are never there.

Sometimes you don’t know what to believe, people can say things to make you feel better, I.e. they lie. Have you noticed how good humans are at lying? How two-faced they can be, humans are complex, both good ways and bad.

Love. When you’re not with the person, you think about them. And when you are with them, you look at them and can’t believe how lucky you are.
I used to know that, now I only partly do, it’s crazy, how you think you know someone, and in the end you don’t. Though when I say the end, I cannot mean it, because, it is not the end, as much as I, and other people I know, have been through, this is just the beginning, the start. Because on the grand scale of things, 15 years (give or take) isn’t a long time at all. Tiny. Like the Shakespeare quote ‘All the world’s a stage, and the men and women merely players’.

I’m pretty much an easy target I suppose at the moment, Emotionally fragile, and slowly fixing oneself. I need to be stronger. I wonder what would what happen if people fought for others, I wouldn’t know because people never do in real life, only in great love stories. Which are just fiction. Just like happy endings, because you think you’ve got one, then something happens and it all gets messed up. Unlike in books, because those stories don’t go on once you have closed it at the end. I can refer to the Twilight quote ‘I love happy endings, they are so rare’.

“I’ve always been afraid of losing love I guess I’ve lost, well if that’s love it comes at much too high a cost!”
It’s amazing how you can relate to songs lyrics.

I love Top Gun ‘Take me to bed or leave me forever’ STUD ;)

I was walking along yesterday, feeling kind of badass, thinking, life ain’t hard, so why am I making it so? Thinking that I can handle anything, full of ‘bravado’, swaggering along. It must have been the combination of me looking quite awesome at the time and the blaring of MCR in my ears, funny how nothing ever lasts…. The looks and the badassness…..

If you had told me a year ago, what was going to happen and how I felt now, I wouldn’t believe you. You see, it only takes a year basically, to lose your innocent and faith in life and become pessimistic. I wouldn’t know myself now, a year ago, I would laugh.

Yano what, why do I have to belong to a group, or a genre or something?! Can I just be me? I mean, I’m not that bad. Am I?

Look who’s procrastinating and being illogical again……

Smartass for hire.

My life is full of 'what if's, luckily i can usually ignore my random spontaneous urges to do things and see what happens, a small of the self control that i mostly lack, because in my urges i just wanna screw the consequences.

If you are a guy and you love me lol, www.twilightguy.com

Welcome to reinvention.

Sometimes, for survival, you just have to step and look after yourself, it's called self-preservation. You may think i'm really defencive, but i'm actually just trying to keep myself in one piece.
I've dragged myself through hell and back, the hell of my mind. I would say i am a survivor, so now i am going to live for the day.

Do-Wah-Doo- Kate Nash

Oh, listening to OneRepublic, they are quite good. I like All the right moves.
I havent done anything of interest today, 'cept have a bath and laugh at my sister's anger at Spyro. Yesterday was gd, have now seen my sexy Jess two days in a row :)
I cannot please everyone, and i wish i could, but with life comes fucking pain. And if i'm brutally honest, i'm basically just passing the time, waiting.

'What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?'

I'm feeling so TwiHard, thanks to Wendy's party, it has renewed my love for all things Twilight. It was an awesome party, The food and the quotes were very clever, plus the food did look and taste yummily. The bottles were awesome, type A and all that. And the fountion ('when we taste human blood, a sort of frenzy begins') event hough it obviously attacked me, i mean, it fell on me. Of course, i got the golden onion :D After Jess shoved my head into the apple bobbing ad got lots of water up my nose, if you're going to be technical, you could say she got me wet.
Wendy looked amazing and very much the part of Bella, and the personality too, not wanting to be the centre of attention, which she was kind of forced into by yours truly, as Alice :D Sometimes my randomness and confidence comes in handy, especially getting the attention of a room of people whom have no idea who you are. Then the whole room doing an awesome version of the harry potter pals song, i was dumbledore obv, because he gets naked....
I would like to thank Wendy for a awesome party (: and Hannah and Meg for their brilliance, you know you guys love me now!
I would also like to apoligise to Jess, for the constant rapings, and remind Grace and Rosie that the house is still up for sale, so collect your telescopes!
To everyone there, hope you had fun, i sure did.

'About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.'

Yesterday made me realise how much i miss my old friends (old as in school nd living not actually lots of wrinkly people :S) We need to see each other often, Ellen needs my kinkiness :D well, who doesnt?

This next bit is the most important!
On the 9th of July, at Roadmender, this amazing singer called Charlee Drew will be performing, youtube him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsRoL7Dpm8&feature=related
My friend Ellen is selling the tickets,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsRoL7Dpm8&feature=related
They are five pounds, and for more info or to buy tickets, here's her facebook http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/ellen.reynolds1?ref=ts (hope u dont mind ellen)
If you're not sure, here's my ultimate selling point, I'LL BE THERE XD

Bollocks (:

Ice cream for breakfast :D i feel random.

Just got told off my mum for showing mark a vid a race car hitting a rabbit lol. I did slow mo running up stairs lyk jd nd turk in scrubs. i wish my life was lyk scrubs.

I cannot work ze bloodeee computer Dx

Yesterday was gd, can't remember what happened, 'cept for orgasms over cookie dough ice cream nd doing quite well on target practice on cod lol. then i went off cos apparently friendly fire is badddd, just cos i shot sum shepard guy enit.

I haz sum carrot, tis orange. We r bffs.

i am a hypocrite becoz i hav played wow nd it is not tat bad, i am called swarlly or summat. i am a mage :S nd the moths were evil.... tho if u play it for ages it can be very tiresome for ur companions.

PINEAPPLES. and pears...

'Carpe diem'

MOTHERCHUCKERS

Cupcakes taste like violence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxbsbymhdDQ (look out for the duck wearing a turban nd the women scrubbing the floor)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wePMYM4av6Q&feature=related (love this song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0CHAZJr3OE (love this program)

I has hello kitty lollipop :D

Hello kitty is taking over, i know this because in town today, there was so much stuff in the shops, beautties..... claires..... etc etc. i have one thing to say about this. YAY.

I have deduced summat that will cause great controversity. Are english guys less decent than non english ones? I have two examples of guys that are great and decent, and they are not english, or at least, only small part english. I know that some people, guys, english ones, will want to oopose, and they are welcome to, it's just a theory. I mean go ahead Will, you know you're outraged.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

I felt too kwl earlier, so badass. Played tennis with fishnet gloves. I am bad in some ways. I crave affection, guys and all that crap, it's like an addiction,a drug, i just can't resist them and what they represent. Though today i was feeling kinda powerful, felt in control, but i know it's completely the oopsite. I am not in control.

Itch you can't scatch

I'm confused, i don't even know what i want anymore, all these frustrations and confusions, i'm like a bomb, just waiting to go off.

My hair. Remember how much i loved my new style,well, it's gone horrible and thick again this morning. Apparently i wasnt supposed to blow dry it.

I haven't eaten properly today, didn't eat until like 3 o'clock, after i had bathed and gone shop etc. I've eaten small bowl of coco pops and ice cream nd yorkshire pud.

Alive was certainly a new experience last night. Fun, but the oopsite of mollifying. The girls, mostly, had the shortest skirts, bodycon basically, and it was unnatural. I felt so curvy and big and old, with all the young, pretty girls with their perfectly coloured (i'm too pale) twig legs. It was incredible, how they kept their skirts/dresses from hiding up. I guess they couldn't bend over. At one point, when sitting down, i saw a girl's crack, not pleasant at all.

Clubbing, or whatever it's called, is fun though. Better if you're in a group, so there are more people you know. It's so loud, when you leave the room, to go outside or something, you can't hear properly. Like when you're in the bath and your ears are underwater and you speak. At Alive, at one point, my nose was vibrating, very random. Nikii liked the bubbles, she got a kaliedascope thrown at her.
You get so sweaty, and it's so crowded, all the other sweaty people accidently rubbing up against you, pretty gross.

I've realised why i like reading so much. Reading means i escape into someone else's 'life', their world, their problems, their 'happy endings'.

Kris Allen- Live like we're dying. MCR-Famous last words.

Don't listen to what Nikki says, i DO have eyebrows.
That is all.

You only live once.

Listen, you only live once, if you're unselfish then you are not living. Sometimes you have to thin of yourself, but there are limits. You can't just not live, you have to grab life and just mad. You have to live.

Motherchucker

i love gossip girl

that is all.

Bored nd home alone

I hv had no brekky just a lil bit of choc nd sip of water, new diet perhaps?
Though it's my last egg... :(

Honest Section:
Honestly, what color is your underwear → black with pink bits, hello kitty
Honestly, whats on your mind → nm tbh, the song im listening to keeps joining 'jerk me jerk me off' so thats stuck in my mind
Honestly, what are you doing right now → facebooking nd blogging
Honestly, who is your best friend → if i had to pick one top person, Nikki, but i haz others
Honestly, have you done something bad today → hell yes
Honestly, do you watch Disney channel → sometimes
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now → anyone in wales
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time → my family nd bitches
Honestly, do you bite your nails → yeah
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment → yes :L
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now → perhaps
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like → nah, too much energy
Honestly, does anyone like you → hope so :D

Can Section:
Can you blow? Bubbles... yeah.... ;)
Can you do a cart wheel? never have been able to nd never will
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth → nope
Can you touch your toes → obv
Can you whistle → nopppe
Can you wiggle your ears → no :(
Can you wiggle your nose → kinda, just tried it
Can you roll your tongue → dnt think so
Can you make a clover with your tongue → fuck no...

Anger Section:
What do you do when you're mad → cry usually
What’s the worst thing you've done when you were mad → made my head make a strange cracking noise wen i whacked it angrily against a wall
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad → yes....
Do you swear when you're mad → usually

Tear Section:
Ever really cried your heart out → yeah
Ever cried yourself to sleep → quite a few times
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder → most of my friends
Ever cried over the same sex → they died nd i cried, so yeah basically.
Do you cry when you get an injury → depends how bad
Do certain songs make you cry → if they r sad ones, im a wimp lol
Do certain movies make you cry → titanic, forrest gump (forrest gump the most, if u wannna make me cry, make me watch it) etc...

Happy Section:
Are you usually a happy person → with my friends nd atm, yeah
What makes you the happiest →
Does being with your friends make you happy → oh yes
Do you believe in yourself → atm, yes, feel very powerful
Do you wish you were happier → if certain ppl came down from the wales i wud be
Is being happy overrated → hell no
Can music make you happy →inspiring songs ttly

Love Section:
How many times have you had your heart broken → once
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them → yeh
Has anyone besides your friends/family ever said ‘I love you’ to you → yeah, im well loved lol

Hate Section:
Do you actually hate anyone → yes
Ever made a hit list → nope ;)
Have you ever been on a hit list → probably
Are you a mean bully → im usually the victim, but not recently lol
Do you hate George Bush → yeh, he stole my lawnmower

Self-Esteem Section:
Is your self-esteem extremely low → yeah, but im currently building it up atm, slowly
Are you good looking → passable nd bit more wen my hair is gd
Do you wish you could be someone else → no, cos then certain ppl may nnot lyk me, nd i know i hav lots of faults, but thats who i am. that is a wasteful wish

Physical Section:
What is your current hair color → brunette
Current piercings → one per ear
Have any tattoos → getting one asap
Straight hair or curly → wavy nd frizzy
What shirt are you wearing → pink hello kitty holding an apple
trousers → h&m jeggings, dark
Shoes → amazing socks
Necklace → nope

Have You Ever:
Hugged someone → sooo many times, if u know me u know the answer to this
Been on the phone until the sun came up → yeah, i spose
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants → i tiny bit lol
Laughed so hard you cried → quite a lot
Got in a fight with someone → yeah :D

Last..
Person you talked to in person → cant honestly remember
Person you talked to online → jamie
Person you talked to on the phone → rob
Person you hugged → steven
Last person you hung out with → steven nd tom
Last thing someone said to you → go away fattie (sister)
Last time you slept in all morning → thursday
Last thing you said out loud → arrrgh it melts... (i talk to myself sometimes... a lot)

Random Section..
Do you get along with your parents → not really, i spose
Do you have mental breakdowns → oh yes lmao

Current Section:
Current mood → wishful....
Current music → true colours, glee stuff, 3o seconds to mars nd mcr
Current hair style → bit messy but awesome
Current Crush → crush is an immature word, nd it is more than a crush
Current thing I ought to be doing → tidying nd being useful
Current windows open → facebook, msn nd spotify
Current desktop picture → david tenant (mother's)
Current book → just finished reading one, so none atm

Did Section:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school → one time
Did you ever run away from home → tried to wen i was lyk, 9, me nd my m8s had it all planned, two of us with rucksacks, just walked off
Did you ever want to be a doctor → nope, too much effort
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter → nah, im hot enuf ;)

Do Section:
Do you know how to swim → yeah
Do you like roller coasters → totally
Do you own a bike → yeah, dnt use it lyk, ever
Do you think you could eat the stuff on those reality shows → no wya, i am scared of insects

Does Section:
Does hair loss run in your family at all → nope, my hair is too thick
Does your car get good gas mileage → my car.... oh yes.....
Does your family have family picnics → sometimes wen it's sunny, i just go for the food

Have Section:
Have you ever been on a plane → yeah, to spain nd back
Have you ever been asked out by someone → oh i gotta think bout this, i think sooo.... LOL
Have you ever painted your nails → yeah, i myt do inabit actually

What Section:
What are you listening to → the prayer by bloc party
What is the weather outside → sunny :D yay
What radio station do you listen to → radio one
What was the last restaurant you ate at → mcdonalds!
What was the last thing you had to drink → crusha strawberry milkshake
What was the last movie you watched → flushed away

Who Section:
Who is your newest friend you added to Facebook → tom
Who was the last person you IM’ed → jamie
Who was the last person you took pictures of → me lol wearing steven's hat, a trophy...

Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo

Wha- wha- what did she say
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is

[Verse 1]
I was so wrong for so long
Only tryin' to please myself (myself)
Girl, I was caught up in her lust
When I don't really want no one else
So, no I know I should of treated you better
But me and you were meant to last forever

[Hook]
So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl

[Chorus]
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say

[Verse 2]
How, could I live with myself
Knowing that I let our love go (love go)
And ooh, when I do with one chance
I just gotta let you know
I know what I did wasn't clever
But me and you we're meant to be together

[Hook]
So let me in (let me in) give me another chance (another chance)
To really be your man
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So tell me girl

[Chorus]
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say

[Verse 3]
Girl, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right, girl
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I don't want you to leave me
Though you caught me cheatin'
Tell me, tell me whatcha said (said)
I really need you in my life
Cuz things ain't right

[Hook]
Cause when the roof cave in and the truth came out
I just didn't know what to do
But when I become a star we'll be living so large
I'll do anything for you
So baby watcha say!

[Chorus]
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say, whatcha say)
Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say

I feel alive :D

Wind in my awesome hair, having a laugh, feeling loved. Good times wiv Luke, Steven nd Tom. Eloi obv hates me lol.
That is all.

.Howard: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Vince: I do. They call me the midnight barber

It's a new day, and im fucking bored, waiting for ppl to hopefully come out, and if they dnt, well, i hav my hair, and that is enuf awesomeness to satisfy me.
Sometime i say anyways to much.
I thought i was something, but if i think about it, and judging from last night, im probably not what i think am. What do i know anyway?
I need to start controlling myself and thinking, otherwise people cud get hurt, but yano, i shud be able to hav some moments of selfishness.....? :L
I don't understand, the ppl i need to speak to are not online, ggrrr, Barrowman *shakes fist* (Never mind the buzzcocks fans would understand that)

When i die, i swear to leave all my stuff to my P.I.C (Role Model fans would understand this) Nikki Swain :D i said to her 'i might die' and the lovely thing replied 'oh, can i hav ur stuff?' she will miss me.

If it werent for certain fitties, i wud say who needs guys, COS I GOT HAIR!!!

I. Love. My. Hair. I. Want. To. Touch. It. All. Time.

finally my hair look gd, tho wen i wash it, god know wot it will look lyk. If its good im dying my hair for Abbi.

I dnt want to blog.

My day has been brill, with knobs on top.

Liam is awesome.... he wishes :P

Gawd, im hyper. Choking *blushes* damn you with ur rough accent nd hunky manliness :D and that 100000000000 pack, GRRR ;) 7.9 LOL

<3 Love ya!

the hit nd run involving the pheasant and the welly.

I now believe in happy endings, my pessismism has come to an abrupt end :D Thanks to one person... :)

I love scrubs, KnifeWrench....For Kids!! I love the Janitor <3

Today i woke up, forgot Cameron, then we did stuff nd went shop. Walked round ressie abit, nearly swallowing flies in the rain. Hurt my ankle :L rode a bike that matched my trainers. The ducks followed us, attacked my phone. We danced to Lady Gaga for them.

THE MOST HUMAN AMONG US.... IS A BEAR xD

Looking forward to tommorrow nd there are people on tv.

Hair cut tommorrow....

Bold font is cameron.... bold = sexy ofc

hgfdjjuuujtfcbbdsshjhjk jhhtg hgf gtteww gfrdsc hhyhjh uhygbhjhy... ygtggff!tytyhyhgh !!!!!!!
funny eh?

thanks cameron :D you really have a way wiv words

ikr

bite me.

just did.

oh i know :L
THE DARKNESS INSIDE U CAN MAKE U FEEL SO SMALL PENIS

so very very small...

but i see your....

penis getting hard.

as ya do

some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them

Today is tuesday.
Home alone, kinda lonely. Zippy isnt v.talkative.
Eating chocolate nd watching scrubs <3
I really wanna watch band of brothers, does any1 hv it?
OMGS
there's a spider on my skl shirt, feel sick now.
now go eat some cookie dough nd put slippers on, slippers make me feel safer.
i gotta be sneaky tho....

the trick to warming a spoon up for ice cream, put it in ur cleavage!

'The greatest fear is fear itself'
Mine are
-Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
-Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.

Random ones i found
-Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
-Chionophobia- Fear of snow
-Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
-Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
-Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
-Genophobia- Fear of sex.
-Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
-Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
-Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
-Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes
-Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect
-Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
-Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
-Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
-Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
-Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.

He shud be careful where he sticks that thing, WHATS THE WORSE THAT CUD HAPPEN??!!!

Think of the good nd the bad. hehehehee.
OUTLETS xD
i haz a baby tiger wiv jamie, his name is tigger edwick :D im his mummy....
Nikki lyks my buns.
Keep busy busy busy
HYPEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
I LOVE HIMM???!!!!
yes!!!!

now i finally love someone who will appreciate it :D

i see cameron from where i sit :D it is possible to sit in chairs

from now on most of my blogs are probably gna be cheerful, because generally, i am pretty shizzable! today was good, Nikki came rd, just as i had gotten out of bath, which was stupid cos then i culdnt run around in underwear :D LOL then we messed around nd took pics, then Cameron turned up nd he made us jizz... Then Dan. Then Will. THen we just have crazy times. tho Dan nd Will cheated. WHich was extremely upsetting to poor Cameron, who actually won.

Easter, though technically bout a while after.... :D

Woke up, ate yogurt.
Went to All Saints church in town. We were a lil bit late, so stood in doorway while choir went past. Got hit my some dude swinging the incense, incense is the metal thing being swung rd with smoke coming from it. Also, got funny looks from choir ppls.
After church i had a mcdonalds, happy meal ofc, oooh hamburger nd got a dragon thing toy (from how to train ur dragon film) they got the milkshakes mixed up, but i accepted it and moved on.
Then we went for a walk, went into a pub which was open. Played snooker, though health and safety meant that only over 18s could play, yes, i played, i got away wiv being 18 :D yay! Brother shouted bout pineapples.
Went to my nans. When she found out we had mcdonalds, she got kinda upset and sed she wanted a mcdonalds. so we drove back into town to get her some. i had to walk thro this creepy alleyway *shudders* then i got fucking chewing gum on my shoe, so annoying.
then went back to nans, went for a walk then ate lots of choclate. sang 'gives you hell' to my mum. they played cards, whilst i listened to my ipod, started miming nd going crazy to back in black. mum look scared. they all did. we watched a program with a man called johnathon who had curly hair nd they was summat bout a creek, then they stuck swords into this lady, but she didnt mind.
basically all i've eaten today is cake and chocolate.
got home finally, bout half nd hour ago, then got to hav some cookie dough, guess how i warmed the spoon up, only nikki will understand.... ;)
now im off to bed :)
with happy feeling after a comment convo on fb bout me, which made me feel special. 'nuff said.
have to say, after listening to my uncle say it all day.
MOTHERFUCKERS.
aaahhh... much better.
HAPPY EASTER!!! :D

waiting.

4 months, that's all. and all i have to do is kep myself in one piece. can't be that hard...

Light.

maybe there is hope, another option. it just wasnt obivious. i think i know what i need. and im willing to wait for it. i wud lyk to think of it as light at the end of a very long dark tunnel.

I'll take the blame, i am my own enemy.

Strip me raw and take my feelings, take everything i've got. I have no need for these emotions which just cause me pain and hurt....Useless...

Sounds good to be a soldier. One that has no use for emotion, is focused, secure.

The past will come back to haunt you, and it will hurt. It's so easy to hurt a human, they are so vunerable and emotional. The complexity.

What use are instincts when they bring you closer to the painful, now unavoidable truth. The truth hurts, but thats life.

The gaping hole in my chest, it is a battle wound. From a war, the war between me nd myself. A war i dont suppose i can win, nor lose.

Feel like im losing myself, my hold on reality. I'm being pulled away, and no-one is pulling me back.

I am not sure what i am talking about.

I'm just saying,
prepare for the worse.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS, my new song to inspire me.

Now I know
That I can't make you stay
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your...

And I know
There's nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change...

So many
Bright lights, they cast a shadow
But can I speak?
Well is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
A life that's so demanding
I get so weak
A love that's so demanding
I can't speak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

Can you see
My eyes are shining bright
'Cause I'm out here
On the other side
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak
Is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
A love that's so demanding
I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

These bright lights have always blinded me
These bright lights have always blinded me
I say

I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

(How can I see, I see you lying) 'Cause I see you lying next to me
(How can I see, I see you lying) With words I thought I'd never speak
(How can I see, I see you lying) Awake and unafraid
(How can I see, I see you lying) Asleep or dead

'Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

'Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
(Or dead)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home
(Or dead)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
(Or dead)
Honey if you stay, I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

Ask me no questions and i will tell you no lies.

Look, if you're reading this, i want to tell you, in all seriousness, that one of the most important things in life are your friends. I cannot stress the importance. There are people you need, and people who need you. But know who your friends are, because sometimes people aren't who you think they are, they change, or are extremely two-faced. Thats a warning. But sometimes, those suspicions you ignored, because you thought them preposterous, are more true than you could ever imagine

I am finally going to stand up for myself, i am trying of being a pushover. And where do you start, at the very beginning...... (a very good place to start)

Sex with Nikki....

Sorry to disappoint, but the blog title has nothing to do wiv my actual blog. Though i will mention that Nikki is rather sexy nd i do think about her in the shower.

Will, my apologies... only just read your blog from yesterday... lets not count today? though we cant help getting turned on by the peas. Im sorry, well not that sorry, u av a marvelous arse.

TODAY WAS BRILL. MEGALY SO :D sexual times with Nikki, Cameron, Flo-monster, Will nd Dan. caravan... alleyways...sex everywhere.... cameron was mostly always involved. FUCK ME IM A CELEBRITY, suck me what u waiting for? :P it was just megaly awesome, cant really explain, only 5 others understand... xD

Lets explain my current situation, Nikki is nuzzling me, trying to stick her face into random places,nd saying her lisp is 'sexy' she giggles as she reads this... OOH CARAMEL...

that is all. go amuse yourself some other way, go masturbate over turtles.

My life would suck without you.

the feeling of insignificance is terrible, the realisation that you mean nothing, that you are nothing to them, the fact that you hardly register to them. you used to mean something, but things change, people change. you get wot you can, live with it. live without wot you need. tranquilize yourself.

GLEE <3 had tears in my eyes at the ending,

Love ya lyk a sister.....

Where shall i start.....at the beginning?

Right, so the communist scientists were experimenting with lyk, living fresh nd stuff. Thats how zombies were first created. Then the communists spread the zombie fume-nesss over our pure American soil. that is why there are so many zombies, we need ur help to contain the zombies, so be a good american citizen!

I still can't believe it's not butter, i mean why isnt it? WHY!!!????

Just did a huge hench sneeze, took me by suprise, didnt see it coming.... then SHAPOW!!! (the words of a peach) the shock of it nearly killed me. so here's a warning... SNEEZES CAN KILL YOU IN MANY WAYS!!!!!!
'There's also a chance you burst an eardrum. You can actually tear blood vessels and muscles within the head. A sinus hemorrhage is also possible, and it's reported that more than a people have actually sustained brain injury and possible death just out of committing a social faux pas like a violent sneeze.'

(yes, i googled it)

This weekend is either going to be a complete diaster or a slight one. Its gna be gd on the way tho with my fairy princesss friend, who is always victim to my evil, influencing ways :D

i was looking in teh mirror earlier nd i didnt look tat bad, shame im gna go nd ruin my rare nicelookingness by putting my fringe up this wkend.

i have a spork. a knife....a spoon...a fork...all in one red plastic bit of awesomeness. nd i have superhero trainers, they make me feel sooooo super (i lyk to pretend the nike ticks r lightening bolts...)

got rid of the 90s on my ipod, now got muse nd mcr nd teniacious d (wow, i sound lyk rapist features....is it contagious?? lets hope not....)

'gonna join teh mile high club at 37,000 feet!'

great, bed in a few hours, getting up around 5.30 am, why why why. CBA.
IS FEELING RANDOM.
5:50pmDaniel
bonjour

5:50pmAmy
guten tag

5:51pmDaniel
hows you?

5:51pmAmy
guten tag?

5:51pmDaniel
yes

5:52pmAmy
hi dan

5:52pmDaniel
hi

5:52pmAmy
sorry my imaginary german friend was hogging the computer

5:52pmDaniel
the imagination can be a strong weapon

5:53pmAmy
you have no idea

MWA HA HA

not gna be able to blog for two days..... myt go eat brown bread.

i has skills. jam tart. nose. tat is all.

No Air.

So yeah, im celibate. For all the right reasons. In relationships people just get hurt. I dnt wna hurt any1 or get hurt myself, im human, it's a survival instinct ryt? Plus, like i said to Mr Rapist Features, it's not lyk im a catch, so it's not exactly a 'waste'.

Keep havin nervy bs wen i think of this wkend, just know im gna screw up as usual. that reminds me, did three sheets in r.e of pure utter bullshit, even worse for maths.

FUCK ME IM A CELEBRITY <3 JEFFREE STAR <3

*I have some medical advice, over-excessive use of the 'facepalming' gesture will result in facial deformity and possible loss of smell.*

I have so much on atm, too tired to sneeze, wen i say tired i mean. all i wna do is burn my back on the radiator whilst reading breaking dawn for the 6th time.

Nom Nom Nom

Nikki got new moon early, 3 days in fact. THEN SHE FARTED. Edward Cullen came on the screen, nom nom nom, started breath heavily nd orgasms left right nd centre.

Mohawks ARE sexy!

This big build of emotional nd physical pain just merges to create a huge pile of horrible crappiness. Its disgusting, with the sweat nd the tears combining. I so ttly deserve a cookie.

Wish i was Bellatrix :L

Pretty shit day, then watched harry potter 5- i love Bellatrix :D nd i hav made harry poter the most sexual thing wiv my comments. me nd sophie debated, does the Dark Lord hav a penis? I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!! so bloody much.

Im scared. Scared i'll never find my lobster. Only friends fans will understand.

Mwa ha!

Just a quick note

1. got wolf whistled by kids, i feel older.
2.james corden makes me jizz
3. love my fb group
4. hav started planning prom

My life in songs, as far i can remember lol

Summer '09- This is me- Demi Lovato

Great Yarmouth Beach- A moment like this, Kelly Clarkson

15th feb- No Air, Jordin Sparks

Currently- Uprising, Muse/ Moment/One Love, Aiden

Just ran up to my cat and shouted "get your motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking plane!" It continued to lick it's arse. MLIA.

Soooo funny.

Decided to travel from french to maths via jack's back. then my shoes got stolen. got one back, eventually, but then the other one was outside nd i lacked shoe to retrieve shoe, asked miss if rob cud get it for me, she sed get it urself. So i hobbled out, in the end courtney got it for me, i now owe her my life, otherwise i wud hopped outside nd slipped over in mud, most likely. got applauded as i walked bakc into class.

thankyou life for your crazy times! especially french!

When everything goes wrong :L

That seems lyk a pretty pessimistic title for a blog, but i aint go tat much to be sad bout, 'cept tat no1 wants to go boxing wiv me :L however, i got a B is science, which is pretty good for me, as i prefer to draw narwhals and ther awesomeness than pay attention in science. I got an A in history, its my best subject, nd i wud lyk to thank the giraffes for their guidance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo- She thinks shes the queen and we're the sorry ppl!

People are such hypocrites, it's really annoying D:

I have lost weight, i can now fit into my red drainpipes :D which means i can fit into my green ones too. Eventually i will be able to just slip them on, though atm wen i wear them i cant eat or drink.

I miss ice cream so much, yet it's good i'm not eating it, cos im losing weight. But thats not the only reason, i also am eating less nd getting fitter. I am becoming a lil bit obsessed with becoming fit :D but knowing my luck it will bloody snowing. Goddamn u Daniel!

I have cramp in my butt >:) and i cant really breathe.... :S

I am considering becoming an emo 'gen. I love Aiden.

Need a new hairstyle, rawr! But my hair is too thick.

I am quite all-knowing, i know more bout sum than most :D

Why do most peole know what they wna be wen they're older, but i hv no idea. I'm not good at anything i wud even consider doing. So frustrating.

I've been thinking, maybe i shud grow a beard.

Yano what Graham, you stole my virtue, then you stole my cookies. I thought we were fairy princesses together, but then you go and destroy me with your lazers. It really hurt me, right here, in my heart. You broke my heart Graham! Why Graham why??!!! Just leave me alone so i can befriend Sandy.

Havent stopped sneezing today. Was on time for art and Cameron hit me in the eye with his hat and i laughed nd cried. Cant remember what else happened today. Nearly got hit by car, etc.

Feel pretty insignificant, per usual. Do i matter? Meh. Hate these feeling so much.

Why do all the ppl u miss live in bloody wales??!!!

All's fair in love and war. Love is fucking war.

40% and 60%. Im so confused. I cant even say anything. Need to empty my head, it's too full to absorb info from lessons, especially geography, or mayb thats cos i wasnt listening.

I hav no idea what i wud do without Nikki, she is my top girl, my fav sexy one! she is just so awesome.

Glee is so amazing!

The Ginger Biscuit Diet.

It's a diet where you mostly just eat ginger biscuits, yesterday i basically survived the whole day on just 6 ginger biscuits and 3 lucozade tablets. If you get hungary, either ignore it or eat a ginger biscuit.

*This diet is not for cameron because he has bad memories involving his nana and said biscuits.*

Also, check out Clits'R'us!!
For all your prostitution needs!!

*Disclaimer- Clits'R'us is exactly what it sounds like, say it out loud, i dare you! Or shout it in public, unlike Jack who is too decent in public to do such, unlike me nd cameron, who shouted penis nd titwank near the children*

How cute, Murphy is sitting on my lap watching me type :D

So,Cameron slept rd, but ive lost him. He went away nd never returned, but i got a kitty now so im gd. Stupid webcam, we culdnt get it to work last nyt, so annoying. I have decided, im gna start saving up for a laptop. Cameron is back! we had gd tyms last nyt, both sed the samething at the same tym "yerrrh" it was too good. murphy wants to kill cameron. hes watching him, cameron is scared. we need to do something crazy today, we were gna hav a picnic but camern forgot his weather machine!

Thank the Narwhals for Hello kitty diaries...

I am a bad person, a very bad person. I shud be burnt on a stake then used as dog food. The crappy shop brand kind. Then ill end up as dog shit. Thats how bad i am.

Am listening to doris day atm, famiyl gathering, things hav gone crazy, opening umbrellas inside nd stuff.

Have started reading a book called winter in madrid, it is very... artistic...

Cameron is sleeping round tomorrow, he is gna touch me nd lick my elbows nd im scared.

Plam, like spam, but not.

Jack, like a rapist, but not (he just has the features of one)

Amy, like normal, but seriously not.

Cameron, sexy, but, yeah he SO is.

Nikki, naked, but not.

Robert, Hello kitty, but not.

Gots cravings for rice, uncle bens :D

When you aint looking at people through 'rose tinted' eyes/specs, whatever, they change so dramatically. Or maybe they have just decided they are going to treat you differantly. Some people can be so two faced, and nasty.

I have quite soft hands. Its so annoying when you have stomach ache, nd its probs hunger pains, and u dnt feel lyk eating anything in ur lunch box.

I am addicted to ginger biscuits atm. After the art lesson dedicated to them and the drawing in my random book, i am bumming over them. Speaking of bumming over, saw the most disturbing thing today, SEX....Garegg nd Rob.....

Skiving isnt any fun wen ur on ur own, it wa ab it pointless tbh. But i had to make the most of the opputunity when it presented itself. A certain Miss Howes jumped and my back during netball wen i had the ball, and we went down, fell on leg at random angle. Well, the angle thing i told the teacher. Hurt my knee actually, but limped dramatically out, the legged it round the corner. Walked round looking for sum1, then realised they had gone dentist.

List of awesome things <3
-Tickle fights
-David Tenant's hair
-Odd socks
-Nudity
-Cookies
-Squidgy bread
-Mcdonalds happy meals
-Matching underwear
-Hello kitty
-Narwhals
-Awesome suprises
-Hugs
-Hugs from behind especially
-Anticipation for summer
-Crusha
-Barcardi Breezer
-Egg fried rice
-Ben nd Jerrys ice cream
-Cookie dough especially
-Smiling at your best friend nd knowing they are thinking the same thing
-Finding money you didnt know you'd lost
-Roller coasters
-Supernoodles
-Cats
-SUMMER <3
-Tenacious D
-Glee
-Doritos
-Naps
-Kissing in the puring rain
-Catching a gorgeous person's eye and then they give you a gorgeous smile :)
-Call of duty
-Hot freshly cooked sausage rolls
-When you hug someone and your bodies fit perfectly
-Ginger biscuits!
-Those amazing times with your friends that you will never forget


I love musicals, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge (technically not but whatever) Wicked, Mammia Mia, Sweeney Todd, ETFC :D


'Twisted every way,
what answer can I give?
Am I to risk my life,
to win the chance to live?
Can I betray the man
who once inspired my voice?
Do I become his prey?
Do I have any choice?
He kills without a thought,
he murders all that's good . . .
I know I can't refuse
and yet, I wish I could . . .
Oh God - if I agree,
what horrors wait for me
in this, the Phantom's opera . . .?'

Imperfection.

You can never be good enough for some people, however i cant go into that, because its too depressing for Joe :D

so, one word

GLEE x

Just sitting here in my hello kitty pjs..... :D

Relationships are so much differant when ur my age and wen ur an adult, u dnt really go on dates wen ur in skl, it's more 'wna go out wiv me' 'sure' *walk rd skl holding hands* but wen ur an adult, u dnt go into relationships tat quickly. must be harder tho, being an adult, asking sum1 on a date is hard, tho it rocks wen they say yes :)

(note to self, never trust a man wiv curly hair)

watched harry potter earlier, CEDRIS DIGGORY!!! (thats espeically for dan nd will lol) rob patz is so lush in tat film, *drools*
reading eclipse atm, i love edward cullen nd vampires nd twilight nd stuff.

i think i know wot i wna do wen im older, i probs wont be very good, but it will be a nice change.

Saturday..... Team Edward

Today i woke up, ran around in my bra, then did my history homework. Then Wendy came round, as i was eating my dinosawr shaped ham (WOOO!!!!) nd then we went out wiv the three musketeers (mwa ha ha!) then, somewhat scarily, Nikki found us nd she wore clothes. played cod wiv nikki nd watched fail blog videos, nd hello kitty!! then we watched some tenacious d, but not cock push ups cos jacks lil bro was there, but deff kickapoo nd master exploder (LOL love the guitar!)me nd wendy walked back iun the rain, there was the most amazing, beautiiful rainbow. we followed him, got closely, practically saw the end. his name was clive, and eventually clive faded off into the distance, to buy some kinder eggs from tescos, well, thats wot wendy told me.

Will, watch out the FTDs (furniture transmitted diseases, i got herpes from just licking MY sofa)

Lemonade....

Why is it that the people i love/loved have always let me down? It just aint fair and im really fed up, fed up of loads of stuff at the moment. Too hard to go into.

This weekend is gna be good, 'cept for how painful sunday is going to be.

Just ate some ham shaped like a dinosawr, i only eat ham in kwl shapes, in case anyone wants to give me any ham- IT HAS TO BE SHAPED COOLLY!!!!

Cant do mymaths :/ only did all the work today in maths cos i got the answers from the back of the textbook. SHEE BANG!!!

I need a plan.

You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.

so frustrating? i cannot work the fukcing ipod!
i may kill it!!

I LOVE NIKKI <3

I'm abit lyk J.D

i narrate my own life through my head, thinking, this will make a gd blog, but by the time i can get onto the computer, ill hav forgotten. but i narrate my life so much, its quite funny. see, now i can blog, idk wot to say. so frustrating. but if u see me looking abit distant, im thinking, narrating, lol.

i love the rubber duck advert for 02 :D

Trust me, i'm a docter :)

I love john barrowman :) <3

life aint tat bad atm, im just concentrating on having fun. and rebelling in science... though my excuse is tat i just lyk signing stuff nd Cameron forced me at gunpoint.

guys get fitter as they get older, i hav sum examples, but im sooo not saying. then as they hit 40+, it goes downhill usually, unless ur *gives good example of fit older man*.

its not that funny yano, me doing cross country :)am i shallow cos i blocked sum1 on msn cos they hav rapist eyes?

bumming over aiden atm nd 30 seconds to mars, jared leto-> SO FUCKING LUSH
'I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

so I've come
to complicate the dead
are you with me?
I've rewritten all my vows again
we're almost home
to see the silence break
on new years eve
we're only 17

if love exists I will fall

I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

just one more kiss
to see the pain exists
in a world of lies
misery take my shame alive

and everything

fails a violent death
the smile you gave
visit me in hell tonight
and say
"if love exists, I'll fall"

I'll wait for this moment
when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight
I'll wait for this moment

when our lips collide
and almost stop the earth
you're in my arms tonight

so I I laugh alone'

What is the point of white pencils?

White pencils, or crayon or oil pastel or whatever, they always are used the least, so what is the point? most paper is white anyway!

so i hav finally seen transformers two, everone dying then coming back to life, saw megan look abit weird (it was the angle) film is ok, i <3 bumblebee!

my facebook just crashed, when i was trying to join a group called 'im friends with a ginger' coincidence? me thinks not... ;)

i just asked my mum how to spell scrotum, nd then asked will, but it still doesnt seem ryt, i swear there is an e in there somewhere!

school...tomorrow....yay :/ the only good thing is seeing all my friends, nd i have missed mr pruvey so much, joan pruvey? could be his name.

zippy keeps lying in the middle of the sitting room floor and stretching out, then becoming really still, like she is playing dead, she is doing it right now, she keeps running off then coming back nd doing it agen. random much?

i hate the snow, has ruined my plans 3-4 times.

ooh i love secrets :)

Indispensible.

We are all so small and unsignificat, yet it just takes a few words or an actions, or summat like that, and we can change each other's lives so much. I feel so insinificant, like nothing would change if i was gone, everything would just continue as normal. Like i wuldnt be missed :/
This morning was sooo horrible, felt really terrible. But this afternoon was gd, Jack, Dan, Will (: good times

Sweet Home Alabama :)

Another day of nothingness, but ive finsihed the harry potter series- yes, i am THAT cool. Didnt actually achieve anything, though pizza was good.

Im feeling so random APPLE reece witherspoon iS awesome i love her.

Snow scares me.

One word. Snooker.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up wiv yesterday.

My brother just attacked me with a towel, mum wanted to know the time in canada, i attacked his patellas. MLIA.

I hav got a harry potter fetish atm, reading the last book (read thro whole series in couple of weeks) did a quiz, got full marks, just taught my family the harry potter pals mysterious ticking noise, which i know off by heart. atm im watching the philophisors stone.

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.

I wish i cud talk to snakes.

i keep forgetting things grrr :D

It's like you were floating, while i was falling, and i didn't mind

Stupid stupid stupid snow! i really wanted to see robert (aka hello kitty) today :( i miss him lots. then it goes and bloody snows, and im so mad at the snow, i dont care that that just rhymed!
Been thinking, one gd thing has come out of all this, then i was gna, but culdnt. V.annoying. But im not giving up just yet.
Just had awesome thought. Watch this space, particually nikki :)

BTW NIKKI!!!!!!!!!
(this may be a bit late!)
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

NEWSFLASH MUCH???

Just watched Twilight. Thing is,i got thinking, i wud of rather played cod. Guys won't believe me, but i'm serious, it's just cos im a girl. I'm crap at cod, but i still love it! wish i had a ps3 or xbox :/ if i had to pick between twilight or cod, i wud actually pick cod atm.

I was in the bath when my cat came into the bathroom and sat on the edge of the bath and watched me. MLIA. (its actually quite hard)

Cats been fighting again, sister went abit mentel, told them off, i ran. Had fun yesterday, mostly, got a fiance ;) nd im giving up chocolate and ice cream for lent. cameron o;ware is freakin awesome!!! he teaches me stuff!!! feeling quite emo today, the only colour im wearing is my necklace nd my socks. gna hav a lazy today, tohugh shud do homework. but i dont really care bout geography. Nikki Swain has a lovely voice. I have recently had obsession wiv harry potter. I wanna make lists.

Differant types of celery (for Cameron)
-Stalk celery
-Knob celery (im not kidding)
-Leaf celery
-Soup celery
-Supermarket celery
-Trench celery

Things i have never tried (not all i actually want to)
-Sploshing
-Nakedness in shopping centre
-Being shot
-Bungee jumping
-Sex change (tho cam will say otherwise :P)
-Dying
-Being in a porno (soon tho ;)

Reasons why i love Twilight
-Vampires are lush
-It's a really gd story of true love
-Makes the whole vampire concept realistic
-Edward Cullen is lovely
-Robert Patz makes Edward Cullen even better
-It's gd to quote
-Amazing books
-Wolves aint that bad either
-The ending is pretty good

Best pirates of all time (for Will)
-Captain Jack Sparrow
-BlackBeard
-Captain Hook
-Captain Pugwash (reminds me of Cam)
-Will Turner
-Elizabeth Swan

Best ninjas of all time
-Teenage mutant ninja turtles
-Jackie Chan
I don't really know any other awesome ninjas....

Gna go watch harry potter now nd eat ravoli x

I'm asthamtic :D yay.....

I passed all my basic, am now one star training, however, not looking forward to it. im gna break so many weapons wen i strip them!! :( cant i strip nikki instead??!! ;)

i hate valentines day
i kinda hate life
meh
may of found a way tho
all i need is moneys

Always darkest before the light

'I feel like i'm falling
whilst you're getting higher
I was just a stepping stone
To your better life
And i'm just useless now.

A ragdoll, empty
Abused and numb
Just leave me here to suffer
It's not as if you ever cared

I know there are people worse off
But this pain it hurts so bad
How did you control me so easily?
I'm broken'
(this is my song, havent finsihed it, ideas? advice? anything....)

weekend different, interesting :D

Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can't fight
You're free to leave me, but just don't deceive me
And please believe me when I say I love you

Wendy has some excellent points on vampire sexy timess

Woops :) i'm digging up the old dirt, which is never gd, wonder hw ill get out of this one? Im being mysterious, but im harder (much) to crack than rapist features.

That is all.

I'm sucker for romance, but that doesn't make it kind to me.

I read too many books, they fill my head with happy endings, true love, soulmates and romance. You have to be lucky for romance. I'm not a lucky person, believe me. i used to believe in karma, but there's no way i could of done so much bad stuff to result in some of the stuff that has happened to me. There are good things in my life- three words- chocolate fudge brownie (ben nd jerrys ice cream). Basically, there are at least two ben nd jerrys tubs (one cookie dough) in the freezer that are basically full.

Oh gawd, i'm going to turn into one of those huge women who just read romantic novels and eat ice cream all the time. lives her life through books. I'm not being stereotypical, but i don't really want that fate. Cos to be honest, i'd much rather go barndancing, of course with Cameron!

Work experience good so far, though my arms ache from pushing the seesaws nd my legs ache from sitting on those tiny tiny chairs, phew, its really tiring. children are hilarious, this one kid, whenever he goes in his cot thing, he takes offf his socks and puts them on his head, the just watches me. Another time, i was with this girl who had a fluffy rabbit toy, and a plastic piece of toast. I made the rabbit 'eat' the toast (stole in from her hand subtly, but yano) and she was so confused and shocked, her face, soooo funny! Then the rabbit 'spat' it back out, whole, obiviously.
This other girl has the hugest eyes ever, really beautiful eyes, though she is the most violent one. Most kids are really cute, unless they throw rice crispies in your direction (i dodged!). I'm not getting broody or anything, cos knowing my luck (and face ;), i'd get a really freaky, scary, dodgy looking kid. I can't be that bad lookign though, cos i know at least two people that like me, one might have even told me (if Nikki is reading this, i'm calling you when im finished this blog to dish, hope the phone works this time) maybe i have my good days :) i like good days.

Anyways, have you ever tried going to for a piss on a tiny freakin' toilet, that's like the size of one of your buttcheeks (sorry if that's too much info lol, especially rapist features, he's had enough of that today) though there were staff toilets not far away (i.e round the corner), but in my defence, i was bursting and it was my first day- there are lots of doors (if you mention the signs on the doors i will eat you, and not even choke on you either!)

But work is good fo far yeh, watching loose women at lunch. I've read so many stories my throat has started to hurt, i've wiped noses and i've got covered in glue (my own fault, was doing some prepartory work, cutting stuff and attempting to not glue myself)

YEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my cadet gear and (i'm hoping- there's a 99% chance i'm not gna fail my basic!) as of next week, i'll be a cdet, one star training, though it's gna be chaos when i strip and clean a weapon, hopefully my favourite person to help me will. I'm better at stripping myself :P i;ve got these plain green trousers that i had no idea i would get, don't know what they're for (i mean occasion, i know how to wear trousers, just don't listen to the narwhals!) note to self- ask Rob aka HELLO KTTY!!!!!!! <3

Spazzy weather much today?!!

God, i'm so tired though, wish i was an animagi.

now im starting to feel lonely

gosh, i was less lonely at 2am :/ murphy has ditched me, to probs go sleep in the sink. my hair has gone spazzy curly. fell downstairs in a towel landed on hand. nd my hand hurts so much..... owwwww. cant wait to watch glee tonyt, cam told me, i knows, its a gr8 one tonyt!!! watching friends atm. i love joey :)i love them all!! 'cept janice.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it

now arthur is on :) nd zippy is rubbing herself against everything :/ quite disturbing! is it me or does arthur sound lyk a girl? HE SO DOES!!! most kids cartoon characters sound abit dodgy tho, dnt they? dennis the menance for example. im thinking for my 'cadet hw' i didnt cheat by using google maps :)

I WANNA MEET AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP 01400

freaky giraffe...........
at least he saved george from the tonquetwisting toads, seashells see shells on the seashore shore!

i get it now, george is dyslexic!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? jane

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? um my side i fink

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? mr hart or mr gamble

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? once, movie sucked anyways, culdnt even remember what it was

5. What body part do you wash first? my hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? depends :/

7. What's the strangest talent you have? thats not sexual? ;P i can make strange swallowing noises wiv my throat.... :S idk

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie!!!

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? dont eat pringles!

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? what a question! lol!

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? mum doesnt ground us, she just moans lol

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? all the time!

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? been out wiv two guys in one day, does tat count?

14. How many times have you been cussed out? so much

15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? um, yes?

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? nope, i lyk variety ;D

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? hell yeeh

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? whats that?

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? boyfriend

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? i dnt think so :/ wud be awesome tho!

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? oh god, this is a horrible question! both cud result in eeewness

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? nope lol

26. What was your childhood nickname? lala

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? the other day :S

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? yh, went in there once, not during skl tym tho, got the tour yano!

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? i dnt really drive much tbh

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? legs too long, culdnt reach even if i tried

31. How do you eat your cookie? eat rd the edges, work my way to the middle

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? I have never worked out in a gym.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I sing really loudly, i sound quite gd wen its just me. nd i dance naked or in undies lol

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? depends on alcohol, but im a serious lightweight

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? no!!!!

38. How often do you clean out your ears? i wud rather not post this on my blog tbh

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? no idea

41. Do you have any strange phobias? Spiders, the dark, insects, ladybirds

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? never glue!

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? do go to bars much

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? hell yeah, it involved a christian family nd lackof clothing....

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? once ;)

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? wth?!!! idk

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? no, but now ive heard of it, i really want to!!!

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? not at work, as such,

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? no :P but sum ppl do hav fit brothers.....

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? i wud, but cams already doing tat a lot on my behalf!!!!

'Strike while the iron's hot'......But wuldnt that hurt?!

Got bout 6 hours sleep last nyt, just wot i needed ofc, wiv my stupid stomach. But it was so worth staying up til 2 :D nd not just cos i was eating ben nd jerrys. Got a lot planned for today, eat ice cream nd yoghurt,watch jeremy kyle nd re-coperate.

I understand how sometimes such pretty girls don't get the guy they want, i mean, c'mon guys, dont go for average weirdos lyk me! ther r reaaly gorgeous girls out there! not gna name any names- NIKKI) on 2nd 4ts, dnt take wot i sed too literall,y beccause i kinda lyk m y bf :/ wish i didn hav a way wiv words, well i do, but only wiv sexual banter.

things i cant do
-teach cats to drink thro straw
-run up stairs backwards
-be wot ppl want me to be
-be arsed to get dressed

things cats cant do
-drink thro straws!!!

for the first time in quite a long time, i hav been put off getting me some fang time ;)

being human was awesome, i was sooo scared for mitchell i was hiding behind my dressing gown :D anyways, i MEGALOATHE (i love dr cox!) the new facebook!!!

gotta hate teenage hormones, they make u so volatile. i hav such violent (not in a gd way) feelings towards ppl, imagining screaming at them then tearing their heads off felt sooooo gd.

been pretty stupid recently, ruined evrything. buti guess i kinda learnt my lesson.

i felt up to blogging, but i dnt anymore.

its funny, how little things can hurt you so much, how they can all add up and break ur fucking heart.

Oh dear, tats not very promising.

Can u believe they have hello kitty toilet seats???!!!

pigeons are awesome, i mean, have u seen the gotomypc.co.uk advert?

been to my work experience interview, think it's gna be ok nxt week. im soooo busy for the nxt weeks. work experience, basic wkend then docters on the 1st monday of half term to c if im asthmatic, then rest!

eating custard cream atm

this week has been ok so far, monday good, tuesday good, meat good ;) (a joke for all u friends fans!!) speaking of friends jokes, mr moore made one in geography, firstly the shock was tat he made a a joke, then he made a friends one! he was talking bout sorting out our folders (full of revision i.e crap) then he sed 'you cud even cross-reference it, lyk monica!' i chuckled quite weirdly nd luke gave me a dirty look, wonder who else got it?
as i was saying, monday.... wtf happened on monday? oh well, cant of been tat important. great now i hav to remember wot happened yesterday, tuesday.... fuck it i blame jack (such a wanker, bullying me in french mr stevens):P nd there was a lil bit of groping

wednesday
english- VAMPIRES!! CATS!!!
geog- tried to mmake james go history wiv me lol, mr moore made his joke.
break- i jump on people, hug rob, smooch wid nikkki (i wish)
art- went walkies,
science- luke nd cam bullied m lyk the day b4, nd atcually did work
lunch- jumped on rapist features nd scared him, went home.

nicknames-
jack- peaches aka gizmo
mr stevens- rapist features aka turkish rapist features
garegg- well, garegg!
cant remember any otherssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I BUM NIKKI SWAIN....thrice

ly rob :) ur a wonderful, woteva u say!!!!!